CK.

Sexual experience??Mine has to be putting my only rubber on upside down. Tried to style it out but it unravelled. I felt like a dufus. That or when one beenie pulled her trousers off and the smell was ghastly... nickers still on. Didn't know what to tell her.

Some Nokia 0001But i thought it was meant to be old :?:

Moretime i refill my Evian and keep in the fridge. Cos cold tap water > luke warm tap water

At least you're reassured that your girl ain't crusty. She might look easy though.

Realion's marga. I can see he's squeezing himself. Look how his armpits wrinkly.

LOL Those ones. Where someone says "WHO STEPPED IN sh*t" *everyone checks shoes*And you see some luminous orange dough on your crep... turn round and say"NAH, AINT ME FAM" And start sliding your foot along the paving.

Feel it, I saw a boy slide in turd and land on his back with his headback in the slimage.

We deaded a nice little war.Someone send for me.

No, i'm dead serious you gotta have her know that nobody should be near certain places.

As opposed to them buying some evian

Because you shoulda taught her bout that stuff. So if she goes ahead and does it shes disobeying you.If my daughter indulged in them activities before 14. I'd be ashamed of my life.

Yeah im my house everyone used the tap... Soon as i introduced the bottle nobody would the tap.

If I were him i wouldn't. It's not about your seed making the same mistakes.Allow sending for his child. (no sticking up for him)

Certified Battleaxe.You can't say anything about my son, as I have said before it will be your daughters jaw clamped to my sons knob when they grow up. You shouldn't be thinking like that.

Grime / garage / dancehall / hiphop

LOOOOOOOOL @ Scarlet looking like Hanky the xmas poo.

OH dear OH dear

LOL @ The wife tales.I heard jumping over a pomegranate backwards encourages her reproductive system to reverse itself.

Nope.

This ^^ An spontaneous sex.

Just squash it. You can even do that in word.

Lazy change your sig man...Oh and a producers room...

*Takes step back holding nose*

^^ You're staring too hard its bra LOLShes get a session though still :wink: Plus i retract my statement about the facepaint woman.

Shes taking the piss outa you bredrins life.