Dadinho

Do it and laugh Im a pigunless its the first time Im f*cking her

Better than the foolish bitches left for the rest of us anyway

Biblical cusses are sickim gonna start dropping them more often

fire and brimstone is him

I feel that...The problem is I cant find any girls worthy of a relationship and believe me I'm looking.sh*t is depressing as hell when I look around at 20 years old and see all the good ones partnered off already.

No feuds.But never talk to any of my cousins or uncles or aunts.And rarely see my parents.I got quite a large family but only really get on with my brother, just clocked this aint normal recently, was a bit depressing still.

Come on now, you dont even believe that yourself....

Hahahasafe I'll try that

They both know I smoke weed, mum chills with me sometimes when Im smoking, never got high with me though.I dont tell them sh*t about chickseditI dont live at my parents house though, I dont have to discuss anything really

Theres one Chinese (fresh) girl who lives in my halls who I would love to tear up but she doesnt speak a word of English, I got no idea how to approach her.Any suggestions?

Anything and everythingAlthough I find dark skinned black girls very sexy for some reason

thats birmingham

My boy lives in Radford, been to visit him a few times.Its gutter.Good nightlife though.

AndWhen they are dark skinned, with afro hair, you lot would just take the piss anyway...Cant win.

Always remember them two volleys he scored against us in one game, f*cking ridiculous

lololJust because they assemble subways in front of you, doesnt mean its 'fresh'. Subway is overpriced, doesnt fill you, tastes nasty and makes my belly hurt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felching

lmaof*ck thatLook up 'felching', sounds like a laugh

fried turkey breast with garlic chilli lemon juice and wholegrain rice

Yeah.Im white

Make sure you got the sharpest knife possible (not serrated)Do it as quick as you can. I never cry when doing it.

One French teacher used to let people grab her breasts and behind, last I heard she was a prostitute around Willesden. Couple drama teachers got f*cked out by sixth formers as well.

We all know that aint true

^ LOL!Smoke weed, play pro, talk about women

Yes!You could always go meet somewhere else