TASTY

according to the calculator zero cannot be divided by zero..like someone saiid you cannot take nothing from nothing.

would ur bro iron ur shirt for u?

Did you f*ck the breh or just give him head?I was 13 yrs old you muppet!!!!

member finiding £50 on my way home from school when i was 13. bopped home with a bag of sweets. mum was like where di d u get all of that from i told her i found it on the floor.she told dad, dad thought i was lying i remember the beating and too this day, this still dont believe i found it

trust me come Friday you are gonna be mash up minimal work done. Just dont call in sick tho, ride it out my brotha

sucks when u think u lost something and go out and buy a next one. and u find the damn ting under the bed or pillow or sum shite

ok, next time i will take my hung over self to the pub for a nice smooth glass of guiness

o guiness i couldn't possibly. I tried hieniken for the first time last night. tastes like poop

i dont know ANYTHING about footie so i will leave quietly via the back door

oliver twist

yeah it is... i want to go to bed OMG. in two minds about going to the gym properly over indulged last nightanyone else nursing a hangovver?

i thought u were gnna be suggesting a forum online radio station.

in central llondon to many ppl in the area at this time of the year sitting in an office with a pounding headache being put to sleep by heart FM..

who the hell puts a staff christmas party on a Monday and honestly expects there staff to be of sound mind... I AM BLOODY TIRED AND I STILL GOT THREE HOURS LEFT AND A ONE HOUR TRAIN JOURNEY HOME. I could cry finished

earning money @ work :-(

Good thing I aint tryna appeal to you then...

Highly inappropriate but still funnyhttp://www.developingstorm.com/img/snowflake.jpg

ALBINO aint nuttinjust fake tan the skin, dye the hair tint the eyebrows and wear contacts then ur good to go

REAL MAN, just like CRLS. any1 saying they wouldn't are elying

ooops i meant to quote the dude who said he was has cheese and crackers.... lmaowhat am i like!?

what happened to his eye?

but that one is boring babe

i've just had 3 chewy sweets a chocolate hob nob sum ready salted crisps. and pineapple juice

her legs are fine, you guys are too pickyi'm a girl and i would

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