Peppergrain

Get yourself a nice dog to go on the end of that choke chain.I'm good at training still, anyone needs a dog trained to do whatever they would like, ANYTHING at all, I charge fees.

Could well be, sunglasses are my life. I wear them at night, in the winter, indoors. Plus my bad headaches are caused by light, also light = headache= roadrage. I have passenger roadrage and I sometimes feel to get out and kick cars with silly drivers. I shake and everything.Plus, last time I got behind the wheel, it was on a speedboat in the sea in Turkey, they don't care they just let you take it and ride away into the ocean. I sped and whilst I was speeding I got the steering locked the boat was tilting in the sea going round and round at whatever the highest speed is for a speedboat, the land was just a speck and I'm too cool for a life jacket. I nearly killed the four of us on board.

What era are you living in?People are lazy these days.

The best weapon you can carry around (and use if needs be) is a bottle of piss.I used to carry CS Gas but once I let it off into the air and it stung my nose but piss is me now. It goes everywhere.Bottle of piss is legal, it works, it has the potential to keep people away from you and humiliates. You just have to keep pissing in the same bottle every night so you have a whole bottles worth, also, leave it to fester for a while so it stinks, so the person you are using it on KNOWS it's piss.

Oh yeah and I only joined RWD because someone on MSN showed me a link to the Love room.It was a topic where some guy I am not sure what he was called but he was blacker than black and posted his picture in the gallery where everyone killed him to the point of no return. He posted my picture in a topic called "Pics of girls you have slept with" when I had never even met him let alone slept with him in my LIFE. So this person on MSN was asking if I slept with the soot coloured guy.

LOL That summed up the typical school yard girlfights.They would start off a little slow sometimes and you would always get a couple of boys going "Nah, this is crap man, no ones fighting." then some little stirrer on the sidelines making things worse. (that was usually me, I was never much into fighting, more into the stirring )

I hate it when people use string instead of belts to keep their jeans up.

It was always the removal of my nose stud before a fight, got rid of it last year so I don't have to worry but I always had nasty visions of it getting caught and I'm left with a slit in my nose.

SPEAKING OF SHIRTS OFF.That gay guy in the pants was asking for the removal of his pics with Carpe Deum in them. The photoshop job.

Is this ONION HEAD?I remember him!

Ewwww.Bacon is usually the reject flavour, you know with salt and vinegar Hula Hoops and cheesy Nik Naks that are left in the cuboard to ROT.

I jumped ship with the RWD lot.

I would but I aint passed my test and to be honest I don't want to. I'm dangerous behind the wheel of anything.

Yeah, why not?

If I ask my man to stay at Damiens house he would say OK. Damien is my cousin.Seriously friendships with other males do tend to drift away and so they should. 1. It aint about making your man feel uncomfortable.2. If your male friend had any respect for your man and your relationship with him he would back off anyway.3. Whilst I think everyone should have all different types of friends I do not agree that strictly platonic relationships of the opposite sex work, unless he is gay, she's a lesbian or one of you are extremely butters or if your name's Lady Fury.

LEVELS^ What they said.However what's with all these crisps made with different sh*t? Such as rice pringles, no doubt they are crap too.

The leggings, 60's swirl pattern tunic, big thick belt, cheap ballet pumps ad alice band combo, Erin? I HATE IT.I also cannot stand it when someone is completely colour co-ordinated, you know like denim jeans and jacket then under the jacket they are wearing a yellow hoodie, with yellow accessories, yellow shoes and a yellow bag, I was guilty of that in my youth but it annoys the hell out of me when I see it.

Who remembers a couple of years ago, EVERYONE managed to get their hands on some fake Scottish sterling?I managed to get hold of £500 of £20 Scottish sterling notes, for nothing. I went on a spree in Harrow and got through about £120, buying bullshit such as a lipgloss from Superdrug or a burger from McDonalds and keeping the legit change. Next day I went to Richmond to get rid of the £380 with my ex, buying crap items such as a card from Clintons or a sausage roll from Marks. Marks was easy so I went back THREE times before some detective just came from nowhere and grabbed my ex. We got arrested.Down at the station, I said, I didn't know they were fake, I found the wallet on the train and went out to spend it.The next thing I know, officer says..."I shall have to arrest you for THEFT BY FINDING too." I honestly thought he was taking the piss. He was going to charge me for spending cash I claimed to have found? Then I got cleared of the whole thing, the officers said because of my mental state they would allow it if I pinned it on my ex and believe me when I get taken to cells, I kick, scream, punch, smash my head against the wall and scrape my face with my nails so much it draws blood and pull out clumsps of hair I always get put on suicide watch with an officer standing in the open cell doorway. Anyhow, they said to pin it all on my ex and tell them he knew they were fake. I didn't care about loyalty, I just wanted to get the f*ck out and go home. They even trashed my bedroom raiding it for note making equiptment.

NO. My mum did.

how much u hav 2 pay?my mate done suttin like this stillsmashed every window he could in sale moore village (manchester) at 4am he's payin off 5grandSome digit in the 3 grand mark, I can't remember exactly because it was calculated right up to a penny. This is still owed from like six years ago. I aint paying it. It doesn't even include court costs.So when the guy who takes money for fines asked how much I could afford a week, I said 30p. He then said surely you can sacrifice something to pay the fine? I said 30p a week or nothing, money is money, I paid it for like 4 weeks, but walking all the way to Willesden court every week was long. Eventually I just dodged it, bailiff letters are all bullshit anyway, they never come round. I think after six years it would be clear now anyway, or would it? WHo knows about this stuff?My uncle did phone the old slag and offer her £1000 in cash if she didn't press charges but the bitch wanted the £3000+ through the courts, for items which would be replaced on insurance anyway. So now she gets f*ck all, that's what people get for being greedy.Is your mate having to pay it all off weekly Ryda? He shouldn't, if he can dodge it for 5-6 years (not sure if this law is correct) it will clear.fink itz monthlyi got a tram fine of 20 quid 4 not havin a ticketi had 2 weeks 2 pay itit rose 2 60then courtdint turn up at courtit went up 2 120 quid then i had 2 mission 2 bury court from work to pay it, any1 that livs in manchester will no how far it is from south manchester to bury let alone find the court there aswelbut i was lucky coz ma fren from work lived in bury n he jus took me down der 1day after work the harsh thing was i only got paid 120 quid that day from work but i stil got on the tram from court with no ticket coz i cud not afford 1 all the way back 2 timperly it wudda cost me 4 quid or sumtinLMAO.They make me sick though, court fines. Especially those to do with travel.Take a WRONG turning in your car in central London, you will get a fine, it started off as £50, then went up £50 every two weeks!

I know that already, I wouldn't be able to use my maiden name for sh*t.I ran up loads of store cards when I was younger and refused to pay them back. JD Sports are cunts! Their bailiff letters keep going round to my dads, they just get a big red "RETURN TO SENDER" on them.

how much u hav 2 pay?my mate done suttin like this stillsmashed every window he could in sale moore village (manchester) at 4am he's payin off 5grandSome digit in the 3 grand mark, I can't remember exactly because it was calculated right up to a penny. This is still owed from like six years ago. I aint paying it. It doesn't even include court costs.So when the guy who takes money for fines asked how much I could afford a week, I said 30p. He then said surely you can sacrifice something to pay the fine? I said 30p a week or nothing, money is money, I paid it for like 4 weeks, but walking all the way to Willesden court every week was long. Eventually I just dodged it, bailiff letters are all bullshit anyway, they never come round. I think after six years it would be clear now anyway, or would it? WHo knows about this stuff?My uncle did phone the old slag and offer her £1000 in cash if she didn't press charges but the bitch wanted the £3000+ through the courts, for items which would be replaced on insurance anyway. So now she gets f*ck all, that's what people get for being greedy.Is your mate having to pay it all off weekly Ryda? He shouldn't, if he can dodge it for 5-6 years (not sure if this law is correct) it will clear.

Oh yeah and when that criminal damage came to court after breaking all those objects worth money such as a car, TV, Lawn mower, shower, wardrobe, shed, doors and windows... ... They were calculating how much compo I had to pay to the old bitch, they ADDED "damage to the hosepipe" in the costs.

I don't care too much about what other people wear.But I have to admit I'm a tad bored of stripey hoodies.Even my son wears a stripey brown and cream H&M hoodie. From when they start making kids versions it's time to stop.

Falling asleep at someones house:"CHLOE""What?""Are you asleep?"I always say YES. Well, if I was asleep, chances are you've woken me up screeching my name, futhermore after I answered "What?" there's every chance I'm awake.