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Which if you read my last post properly, you will see I WOULDN'T MIND.I know I am disabled and all, but I would love to give working a go once my son is in school, childcare is just very expensive and I don't trust anyone with my boy.

Seriously though I blame Labour for not being supplied with unsuitable housing, it's too expensive. Too many immigrants too, it isn't racist to say so neither, this place is tiny and white people should be the MAJORITY in all areas. Plus, there's the whole benefits thing, I would like to come off of benefits and work but there is 0 reason for me to, I've already weighed up the pros and cons of working and the cons outweigh the pros. I would be EXACTLY the same financially if I worked as I am on benefits. Why work hard if I am going to get the same amount sitting on my backside? In all honestly, people get TOO MUCH in benefits, I even think what I am entitled to (and I would even be entitled to WAY MORE if I was a single mum) is ridiculous, I am sure you've read my monthly list of things I get free other than money and Labour created it (I think, as you can tell I aint into politics too much, so feel free to correct me if someone else controls this stuff).

My husband is 6'1'' and used to drive a:Now it's going to have to be something else. I've got no bad claims in my new name still. OHHHHHHHH I MISS THAT CAR SO MUCH, I CAN HEAR IT CALLING MY NAME.Seriously our Fiat, used to love me, when it sensed danger the seat belt would go all tight, say if there was a sudden jolt or something, it was like the car was holding to me to keep me safe.

Because...1. They let in too much lice.2. Their health and safety men took Lucky Charms off my supermarket shelves.3. I aint pleased my son will be denied games of conkers when he reaches school age.Labour has just created a country of fear IMO, they may have crushed us back in the 80's but the Labour is crushing it's own people at present.

I am the only heir in a £800,000 estate. Does this mean I shall be wealthy in the future?

I'd vote anything other than Labour.I would rather vote the BNP but there isn't one in my constituancy, so I might aswell become that representitive.

My dad came on her face, that's nothing.What's your excuse?

Then there are lottery winners and heirs. I will be both one day. Pissed for people who aren't left anything lifechanging in a will.

Some sick cum shot a lie?

Can someone tell me what's so good about labour?L is for Lice.L is for Labour.

I EARN £250 + A DAY ON AVERAGESHUTCHYA FACE POTATO FACERENT BOY.

Feeling left out are we?LOOK EVERYONE, PAY GINGER PUBES YOSHIE HERE SOME ATTENTION BEFORE HE HANGS HIMSELF ON CAM.

I'm almost rich.I want to be like my aunt who does cash in hand holistic therapy work whilst claiming. She brings home £800 a WEEK. Plus when Ashman takes his corgi, I will pretend I am single mother shlag and take half of his wage without telling the benefits.I'm a rich person in the making.

I really cannot stand Labour, I'd rather David Cameron. I don't like the liberal, leftie, liver spot riddled, muesli eating, sandal wearers in Labour.^ Some liver spots.

I aint going to lie, it hurts like hell but I do it myself, I don't want beauticians touching my pum. They don't wax round your anus, unless of course you have ASS HAIR.I prefer shaving though, you got to invest in a vibrating 4 blade Gillette, it cuts it off DEEP so it looks as good as waxed.

I have a hollywood at all times.Trust me, it don't look like a kids p*ssy neither, my sh*t looks like a bucket of raw bacon, how many kids pussies look like that?

Why are you living without periods? You pregnant?

Well I walked down Kilburn High Road with a red arse when I was like 17, that's what you get for wearing white jeans on your period. I didn't even realise until I clocked myself in a shop window, true say I was on my own but you would at least think some polite stranger would INFORM me, seeing as my whole ARSE was red, not just a tiny patch. THE WHOLE ARSE, I thought it was sweat!I'm on my laptop sitting on the toilet with it, I always seem to get the runs when on my reds.

Anna don't even come on anymore and she was my FAVOURITE.Now, we have this smug sounding slag called Alison Bell.

He's a BITCH! He was once talking about Victoria Beckham for a whole 45 mins. About how ugly and gloomy she is and, "WHAT DOES SHE DO?" then you will hear some pages turning "THERE'S THIS PICTURE IN (so and so) AND SHE'S ROUGH, SHE HAS NO FRIENDS, WHAT A MISER-REBEL SOUR FACED COW, WHAT DOES SHE DO?" then he started naming a list of celebrities who have no friends saying "Hmmm, (name) is a bit of a Vicky Beckham, (name) aint got any mates, yeh, she's definately a Vicky Beckham"

Physic show and Clive Bull are sh*t. I tried sleeping to LBC but that faggot Steve Allen wakes me up with his waspy voice in the early hours.

Oh and sometimes I would listen to my FF7 Soundtrack.

I used to listen to grime sets which came on in the middle of the night on Freeze FM, then I would be woken up at about 5.30am by some repetitive acid house. But that was then, I like complete silence and darkness when I sleep.

Sometimes when I need to get my buggy up some stairs at a train station or whatever, it's usually ones who look least likely to help, who offer. Once, some roady looking guy about 18 shouted at all these silly hard nosed toffs for not offering me any help. I've never had a women help me though, they tend to just walk past like their sh*t don't stink, especially horsey, gum bearing, hard nosed toff women in the inner city.

Seriously, I know one girl called Carmel Murphy, from Neasden just like that, I heard she f*cked her own cousin, you know Wayne? That's what I heard anyway.