turkeyman

i been on gumtree.... deres some dodgy ppl on there though

Basically i got a king size bed but its too big for my room... i want a smaller one like at least a double... although im tall and need the length it jus limits what i can have in my room.So basically i wanna sell it... but only the base because the matress is just f*cked up, no point shotting it.Where would be the best place to advertise selling it... or should i just allow net... and how much do u think i should put the price at if i do.

People singing songs you heard earlier in there year and them singing it saying "have you heard this new tune" and also getting the words wrong.

LOOOOOLAfrtjadaghhshgsadhgsghsdgdsgshgghsdghdshggsg **sees a drip of urine through laughter** LOOOL **no homo**ILL BRB LOOOOL

as a man, you have lost man stripesif you cant guess why, you've lost even more. . .Take advantage season at a cheap price lol

^^^ people who have my number but do not call me

When a ugly girl hangs around a group of nice chicks and because the group gets attention they start to think there sexy and try boast and sh*t.them chicks right there neeed to be leveled

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLWHAT ENDS U FROM....**put ends here** ..WALAHI WALAHI

LOOL OH sh*t I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS WITH SOMEONE ELSE ON HERE A LIL BIT AGO LOLSome albanian girl in my college class.... her english is poor..... but she was telling me shes wearin a mini skirt 2moro in college and wants me 2 sex her. I bet u it turns out to be air though and she gets shook....she allows me feel ups in class though. But her english is overly poor... sometimes when she speaks i laugh.

At least u have net access.Last job i had i was standing most the day talking to women who wern't even bangable.

The banner on myspace when you accidently move your mouse across it says "HHELLOOOOOO" in the gayest voice ever.What annoys you **P.S - Don't try be smart and say something like "threads like this" you will be a wastedingo for doing so**

As day comes...and night falls.... for the rest our lives we'll miss y'all (8)

That can run

yes i read in the other thread lol.

LOOOL THE SPECKLED BAND AHAHAHAHA

it wil f*ck up your engine still lol.I was joking 'still'. lol(Plus you can actually get your engine converted to run on homemade petrol)lets just do role play.... i can be the driver... you the car.... ill give u a waxin its nuffin. a little bit of oil to get the engine running smoothly.

Was banging one chick, she was like black latin tiano indian kinda ting.She was on top now... man didnt kno she had weave, must of been stuck on with velcro or some sh*t and i could see the piece of velcro flappin.... i couldnt stop looking it was overly awkward.

it wil f*ck up your engine still lol.

How can you sex a pavement anyway

Any Prick.

I was on some girls myspace and i saw this picCherie Blair's Batty looks stiff

So the storyline in different strokes was like his REAL life.That show is a curse.... and it was probably one of the biggest shows on tvGary Coleman **him** mans just f*ckedThe white sister.... dead from drugsThe brother willis.... man turned to drugs... chris rock gave him a bly though and gave him a rolll in everybody hates chris.

The bitch was on E's though... and shes like 14.... tutt tutt.Its not really RACE... its more about NATION.If your parents are fresh from next country... they won't take that sh*t.Born in england.... and the levels get lowered. True Story.

I iJOKEthey probably did still... too many people complain

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