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Jubez II

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  1. And you didn't get beats? cheez that is life.Balls / skateboards / bats are all relagated to some little room under the stairs in my house to this day. Used to do kick ups and smash lightbulbs.
  2. Just merked off some hanging painting and a china vase in one fell swoop whilst running down the stairs, been awhile since I broke anything but I did it so much in my younger years that it's one of the things thats stuck with me and my mum thinks I always do it. Worst thing I broke was the wall playing wrestling with my brother, was maniacal.Anyways I dunno whether to tell her it was me and get called goofy, 3 year old, play play play etc. or just say it dropped of it's own accord (happened awhile back in the front room)Anyway whats the worst sh*t you ever broke in the house and what happened to you?
  3. i'm well aware what a black box is thanksn i'm sure ur aware that different slang is used in different areasWhy the wikipedia link there's no def. black box because of tints ?
  4. BET is booty buttcheeks anyways
  5. lol @ blackboxing, sauna with red light 4tw.
  6. You are overweight for your heightYour BMI is 26.5
  7. So you can smoke weed in the coffee shops, just not tobacco.Why did this scare me?
  8. Come on now Jay is top 20 at the least.
  9. ive done thisnew testament got taken for slims took the pisslol @ me inhaling a cigaralmost died, no one gave me warningtears streaming down my face and all sorts was embarressing.
  10. lol i think ur mistaken she gave ur home adress back to youdnt sweat it she's a sh*t lash anyway,
  11. llow parents paying for drugs though04 businessGo college in the daytime hoping my EMA comes in for the evening
  12. llow hearing these weed stories with no weed infront or near me.
  13. Jubez II

    Dancehall...

    What is this the =43-083-38543th time?
  14. smh follow the format u spasticstfuyour turn.
  15. i dnt think u should try it, ur minds not stable enough wtf?dnt take it personalif u add to the bit u deletedfrom what ive seen, theres a reason why certain heads stay away from weed for so long specially when its all around themsomething deep down in their brain is tellin them they cant handle itim not tryin to be offensive, we've all heard stories if we ain seen it with our own eyes about people goin mad from smokin count me out of this, must be some superskunk or suttin' didn't even know it was possible to lose your marbles from smoking a spliff still, didn't know it was a game of keepsies but seems it is.
  16. Amount of waste food i've eaten with the munchies is different, f*ck*ng sugar and cream crackers (no homo). The jokes caught is the best thing about weed tbh.
  17. Jubez II

    Westwood Tonight

    was it gd atleasT?
  18. cant take a person serious who says the blaze but cant rolli jus cantwas talkin about this the other daythe other one is when people say they blaze then when u smoke with them they dont inhaleits actually devastating, it means everything theyve said to u is a falsehoodBefore I even smoked weed on a regs this one chinese chick would be going onto me and my friend about how sick it is and how we need to get on it, proper hyping it and all sorts yeah, anyway we musta bucked her earlier in the year and went park and rolled up with her and her friends yeah who claim to have been blazing "skuds" from days.. these bitches just held it in their mouths, blew it out the side looked at us and said good stuff innit. Could not f*ck*ng believe it.
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  20. When reading this thread is making you seriously wanna phone up smithy or fat fifty tell him to dash them light bags and bring down a benz to the toilets near ****rt road quick tings.I swear I need to learn how to roll =/
  21. I SMOKE THE WEED TO MY MUM FINDS OUT - DIZZEE RASCALCOME THROUGH STINKING OF PENG - GRIMINALFINGERS STINKING OF WEED - DEVLINMUM CAN SMELL IT ON MY JUMPER - GHETTO
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