Grandulous

I keep laughing at this.

you need to stop tellin lieswe've been through this a number of times, but im gna lay it right nowu took my msn from one rwd group conversation and u started talk to me from therei never once rated you, for the reason of u talkin sh*t to me on rwd previouslyat the time i was in America on a work placement, had nothing to do all day, so i thought i would gas you up and entertain ur sh*t boy game on the msnyou begged to link me, and even begged to be the one that picked me up from the air port - at this point i was gettin freaked outconcerning goddaz - thats already been talked about, no more needs to be saidconcerning Goliath - i dnt kno why u keep bringin him into this, he threw his number at me on msn, but look at him, i dnt know a girl alive that would be interested in f*ckin himso on my return I didnt bother with you, i aired you msn, i aired you on the phone, until that one time you phoned me'im in Clapham blablabla'so curiousity got the better of me, an i said to myself lemme see what this wasteman looks like in real lifeyou was drivin some boog car, i think it was even whitei got in, sat on the passenger side, with the door ajar, in case u tried anything funnyu went on about takin me to your yard in Peckham, tryin to tell me its only down the road like i ain lived in London all my lifeI declined and i got out your car, then when it come to rwd/vip i started switchin on you because i felt like ityou got upset, and started spoutin all your greaze on preemptive strikes incase i exposed the real storyand yh i did come hooded up, baggy jeans, so what?do u really think i was gna try an impress you?ur a dirty disgusting wretchand you make me sickwent inFakkeen ell.Face Off always turns on a woman when he gets rejected. Like when a man calls to u in the street & u ignore him & he says "ur ugly anyway".

I get this jolt thing every night. I wish I could control my dreams more often cos I have some messed up ones.I remember one time I dreamt I was shot and I was trying to tell my mum and she just kept telling me to hurry up and take the bread out of the shopping bag. When I woke I was so pissed off.i get the jolt regularly while asleep on the tube and train (i can fall asleep anywhere). Shits embarrassing still.LMAO, I hate when I get the jolt on public transport, I feel so stupid.

are you nigerian then yeah?lol, no. I didnt say american did I?! Plus I only do it when talking to that person Im around alot & I dont always do it. Its just a weird thing. I think its where me & my sister often talk in another accent just f*ckin around. Usually Nothern or Indian.

Yeah more time, its ur subconscience. But not always as some of the dreams I hv are f*ckin crazy & weird & hv nothing to do with my life.

Mother didnt even give a monkeys!

My voice morfs into accents too. Not heavily & not intentionally, but if I was around someone long enuff I wld get the twang of their accent in mine ie: australian or west indian. Only when talkig to them tho.

Dream books are full of Manchester United champions of the world!

I only just clocked the title.

You'd be suprised!

This was very interesting btw.

Yeah I can sometimes, its mad. Like if Im having a nightmere towards the end of it I can wake myself up. But often is not it will re occur when I fall back to sleep so its pointless!I hv changed the situation in a dream a few times aswell. Dreams r just crazy. When I used 2 come on here ALLL the time I wld dream about members even tho Id never seen them.

If u work in a professional environment u hv to switch it up. Alot of ppl who talk 'street' are faking it anyway!

LMFAO!

@ the replies.

lol. It was done yday. That mans head, omg what a freak show.

f*ckin ell FO, u still sending big essays around the place.

I wld kill myself. So you have nothing more to offer the world than your probably mediocre face?You idiot, how can you criticize the bitch when you are in the same mindframe.Oh please. I didnt critize her - I sympathize with her. But I wld not want to live my life if I had no lips, nose well no face. Simple

She was prolly drunk & thought it wld be funny, then reality sunk in. Plus how cld he mistake 3 for 51, bad english or not.its bs, she f*cked up now she cry wolf.

whereabouts it uresforearm, might get my initials on my neck nextFor those times when u 4get them right? Thats why I hv my name spelled out on my fingers.

I wld kill myself.