Ashman

I didn't even message you!! I swear, don't drop my name unless you KNOW who you are talking too. Whoever else (any name other than MAX WEBER) has messaged you claiming to be "Ashman" is not me. If I have to say this on these forums any more, I swear to f*ck*ng God I will link someone and show them! John Smith and Justin you pair of f*ck*ng losers, get a life!!! I swear you two batty mans (or you may even be the same person) need to sort it out cause I swear if I get any trouble on road due to you two wastemans I will hunt you both down and then we will see wah wgarn. d*ckheads.

Bruv I am in my 20s. I ain't old at all!

How else would they represent it? People wearing suits and ties? Says a lot tbh. If it feels embarrassing to watch back, then change your ways innit.

I'm not gonna lie... I do NOT give a f*ck how your p*ssy is shaved or not.. My face is gonna be like this and more time, I ain't even gonna look down there!

My Uni are doing a valentines ball at the O2. Gonna be large!

This...Look, no one can tell you jack sh*t. If the guy is in love he is in love and what he does with his life are completely his own decisions. Just be there for him and if it f*cks up as Charliechalk says, then be there for him.You are speaking from your own perspective and how far you would go for love, if he is willing to further, let him do it. Sounds like he has found a lady and Allah at the same time. What could be wrong with that?

Well, I can think of so many times when I have faced this.Obviously one being a marriage of 4 years. The pain is a lot and I must admit, I have cried in the past. It's kinda strange that we never seem to have the vision to see ahead at the time; we tend to look back with tears and sadness and feel trapped where we are.However, where I have ended up today, I can only look back and smile. So what I am saying is, take everything with a pinch of salt. Easier said than done but I see it as God having bigger plans for you and if she can leave your arse, then she wasn't for you in the first place. So, if a girl leaves, that is actually a positive sign for your future.

this made me lolhowever allow you faggots inserting your piece into assholespussy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So you are saying it is gay then?Explain...

Seeing as peeps here are a little shy, I will start.I am probably at about 14. I don't really count but I ain't a man slag either. That is 28 years there so if you start from 15 (when I actually did lose my virginity) I have had one a year.

Naaa man, first thing I make sure is that she has taken her pill. I have 2 kids already, it ain't about having more any time soon!I don't tend to say 'I love you' unless I really mean it. I think the term gets thrown around too loosely however, saying this, I think you can mash a girl and get really into it that you can say it and mean it. I usually have it the otherway round, when we are like 3/4 into it she may just turn round and tell me that she loves me and then I respond either 'thank you' or ' I love you too'. Same way you get some girls who have no imediate feelings for a bloke in the beginning that she has to start the relationship by sleeping with the guy as she develops feelings for him through having sex, the same can work for men so it's no surprise that men should say this.I just think everything is different now days. Love has been made to be seen as 'cheesy' and women usually cringe at romance. We live in a different era and me personally, I am a romantic yet have to be a harsh c*nt sometimes just to play along with the game. This is probably because everyone is mashing now days and even the meaning into sex has become less in some respects.

been saying this ashmans shtick is working class pub man, diligent student and he'll chuck in some snaps for good measure this guys just a phone breather ye cosign. ashman is many things but hes never as far as i can remember been on this sh*t. got justin written all over it f*cks sake do an IP check then. I am MaX weber Yeah do an IP check. The bredda is trying to call your bluff. Mathsboy is John Smith by the way.

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=404227395387111085&ei=UUVWS_XpKYOm-AaVuvn8AQ&q=the+trap&hl=en&client=firef Very interesting documentry. Just thought i'd share it with you all. Any opinions or comments welcome.

Not gonna explain myself anymore.. Really can't be f*cked. I am every user apparantly.

Wouldn't do it to a friend, wouldn't do it to an enemy. They have to be single and so do I. No questions about it.

Are you nuts? who would brag about such a thing? The topic says the strange things females have said and so I am telling you innit. Stop touching your wood and getting happs and emotional over it. Get over it innit.

Boy, were all adults here still. I'm just answering the topic still.

"f*ck me cousin"... don't need to say no more but true stories.

Well, lets cuss black people and see if anyone cares but black people yeah? It doesn't effect you because it ain't you. It's about considering others. And that first part was just an example.

Yeah cause people here are obsessed. It's not that it messes with my head or anything, it's just kinda distrubing to think people actually sit there at their pc and do this sh*t. It's something we used to do on rwd like 25985985 years ago when we was much younger. Some people have grown up whilst others just have not.

Idiots like this is what I am talking about!

Finally! someone here has a brain.

No yours must be to be so hyped up on thinking about people being me all the time. Go play scrabble or something.

So then why were you putting my picture as your avatar the other day then?

Can you please do an I.P check on mathsboy and cm punk and prove all these d*ckheads that we ain't the same person please? Fed up every time I come on here some little pricks have my pictures in their avatars cause they are chi chi mans and people go on trying to prove that they are me. Please just show these man wah gwarn cause I am really having enough of this and I would like to stay here because I enjoy debating but if I keep getting told I am this and that person all the time, I will go for good. Serious this time. Just show them man I beg you. Thank you.