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Ashman

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  1. Highest bidder wins it man..And I know VIP2 is full of goons. I don't want the ole chestnut of turning up and man paying man the cash, I walk round the corner and your boys rob me.Can't be having none of that hahaha I know what half you goons are like lol
  2. In other words, women's minds go back and forward, left and right.. that's why they are indecisive and f*ck*ng mad. One minute, she can love you and want to suck your d*ck so hard, that it becomes sore for the rest of the week when you are just randomly walking and it rubs your jeans or boxers you end up bitting your teeth with the pain. Or, the next second, she could want your head cut off and never see you again. Women = walking/talking biploar-bears!(no sexism)
  3. always gta pee b4handYeah but it's not always easy as that... sometimes, she just jumps on you and wants to suck your c*ck as it is. If you tell her "yeah, i'm just going piss, I'll brb" she might not want to play any part after that cause she has ben put off the idea by pissing.
  4. So how can you be too old to come on a forum and debate but not too old to play on some computer console?
  5. Might sell my 8gb iPhone (O2 pay as you go) still have box. Offers...
  6. The worse is where you really need to piss before you bang and when you cum, you don't know if you are gonna piss or cum! And then you manage to build up wind and you dont wanna be farting straight after cause it is a turn off. I still do it now and again though cause I just dont give a f*ck once I buss a nut looool
  7. wooooooooooooooooooooooooowLooLGod knows what world this girl is living in.
  8. My trademark move is called the Ultimate Warrior.It's where you go at normal pace for like 10-15 mins (have some fun and enjoy the feeling, get ur foreplay etc.) and then it's like this... for like 5 minutes straight, you go mad and shart f*ck*ng fast non-stop, pulling her hair back, grab up her legs and just f*ck HARD! You get to the point where she cums and then begs you to stop for a bit cause it's sore. But yeah, that's my finishing move.
  9. Ashman

    lmao

    LMFAO @ the person laughing in the background ahahahaha
  10. Ashman

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    The proof will be found.
  11. Ashman

    lmao

    ahahahahahhh
  12. Ashman

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    takin broads into his office at uni and banging them and charging students 3k to be in his new team for 2010.http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=211180690492&ref=ts
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    loooolIt's just got messy!
  14. I know a few virgins at 19 still and they are banging. Say they are saving themselves for the right man.
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    Yeah, only I am the ghetto version.
  16. Yeah man, you get a positive for that one REGARDLESS OF THATAFC WIMBLEDON >>>>>>>>> MILWALLKeep telling yourself that mate lolWhat was the score...... ? haha
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    Oh cool! Naaa, I don't remember that. To be honest, I had a busy year that year. Most of my time was balanced between getting my course work done, attending governing body meetings and strategy days as well as communicating and working on new ideas with senior management and representing the College at external events (met Ken Livingstone that year). I was also involved heavily with the Students Union that year and the following year I went on to be President of the SU.That's what I did that year anyway. Any fights went off, I wouldn't know but I'm sure the Principal Dame Ruth would have known!
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    I was there then!! was Student Governor that year too!
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    Greenwich is the lick bruv. I said exactly the same thing last year. Put it this way, I turned down Brunel for Greenwich. It's a f*ck*ng awesome Uni mate. The life there is just superb and the teaching/support is top class. Don't listen to the paper ratings. Go to open days and see for yourself mate.However,do what I did..Access to Business @ Lewisham College 1 year level 3thenUniversity of your choice.
  20. Sounds more like under 18s if you ask me.nah sounds like uni tbh it is f*cked when ur in a situation where, people are gettin bottled, chairs are flyin into mirrors on the wall, the bars gettin trashed, an people are stampeding (up stairs), someone always gets trampled/i feel so f*cked off when i go to a club (i've obv missed th desi beats wrritten on the flyer) an its bare asians, its jus too hype, toooo hypeNaa man.. actually, that sounds like most wetherspoons pubs.
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