Project Mayhem

Has any other females actually felt themselves ovulate? I've had it a few times. I get a real pain in my side, and sort of feel it happen. It's crazy.

You have a real talent for writing. Genuinely impressed.

I'm living alone for a month. It's been 4 days and I'm already bored senseless.

Lol. Absolute bullshit. If you hadn't have put the first day bit in, I would have been more inclined to believe you.

Not that i know or anything but im guessing it wouldnt be able to bite down far enough Yeah you're probably right. Was just thinking if they can spread malaria, they might be able to pass on other things.

This is probably (almost definitely) stupid, but if an insect was to bite someone with AIDs or something, and then bite you after, is there any way that you could get it? One of those things I've always wondered.

Its american you numpty from the edwardian times. There is no Edwardian period in American history. You might as well have just said the beginning of the 20th century. Yeah your right i could of... but i didnt. Could have. What you've said makes no sense then, it isn't from the Edwardian times. Stop being pathetic and bore off. real/fake who actually cares. hardly life changing is it. You obviously care, or else you wouldn't have protested its authenticity when someone questioned it. who really gives a sh*t doe luv? its friday nite shudnt you be out down sum club lookin a lad whos desperate enuff 2 shag ya Nah, your mum got pissed last time I did. Said I was taking the good ones away. is that r8 luv? lol at usin your mum cusses in 2010 doe r8? Is that some Northern way of saying right? Lol at talking like an inbred c*nt in 2010 'doe'.

Its american you numpty from the edwardian times. There is no Edwardian period in American history. You might as well have just said the beginning of the 20th century. Yeah your right i could of... but i didnt. Could have. What you've said makes no sense then, it isn't from the Edwardian times. Stop being pathetic and bore off. real/fake who actually cares. hardly life changing is it. You obviously care, or else you wouldn't have protested its authenticity when someone questioned it. who really gives a sh*t doe luv? its friday nite shudnt you be out down sum club lookin a lad whos desperate enuff 2 shag ya Nah, your mum got pissed last time I did. Said I was taking the good ones away.

Its american you numpty from the edwardian times. There is no Edwardian period in American history. You might as well have just said the beginning of the 20th century. Yeah your right i could of... but i didnt. Could have. What you've said makes no sense then, it isn't from the Edwardian times. Stop being pathetic and bore off. real/fake who actually cares. hardly life changing is it. You obviously care, or else you wouldn't have protested its authenticity when someone questioned it.

Its american you numpty from the edwardian times. There is no Edwardian period in American history. You might as well have just said the beginning of the 20th century. Yeah your right i could of... but i didnt. Could have. What you've said makes no sense then, it isn't from the Edwardian times.

Its american you numpty from the edwardian times. There is no Edwardian period in American history. You might as well have just said the beginning of the 20th century.

Exactly.

Haha I just saw that picture on the guardian. Had to look twice to see if he was wearing lipstick (I'm still not 100%)

My life is getting progressively worse. I can't take much more of this!

Lol I keep coming into this thread and throwing random titles around. Two words (names?) Khaled Hosseini! Both of his books are amazing. The Kite Runner and A Thousand Splendid Suns.

Yeah it was, I've read it again and again, could never tire of it. Anybody read any Jay McInerney? Story of my life is probably his best one. A lot of eighties, drug taking, american yuppies. Same sort of vein as Easton Ellis.

And has anybody read the Stieg Larsson Millennium Trilogy? I can't recommend them highly enough! I'm not even a fan of crime novels, but these are in a different league.

I've only just got round to reading 1984. It's one of those books that I'd always been slightly embarrassed I hadn't read; finished it recently and it's brilliant. Martin Amis is always a good read, 'The Rachel Papers' is my favourite of his. Also Graham Greene, it's quite depressing but 'The End of the Affair' is easily one of the best books I've ever read. If anyone likes The Catcher in the Rye, Stephen Chbosky's 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower' has a similar protagonist. It's incredible. For light reading, Nick Hornby is always a safe bet. And for females moreso, Jodi Picoult and Dorothy Koomson can never go wrong. American Psycho was horribly compelling. After the bit with the rat I had to put it down for a while before I could carry on reading, I felt sick everytime I tried to carry on!

Adam actually repulses me. The funniest episode was when he was caught in the crossfire from the shooting, tipped from his wheelchair and trampled on. Ha. Is anyone else immensely bored of the Janine/Ryan storyline? It's so, so sh*t.

Everytime something bad happens, or my kindness is used to take advantage of me, I always vow to start being harder, less willing to do anything for the person. But I can't help it, it's ingrained in my personality now.I want to be able to do what you do!

And then what? Jesus, people like you are the definition of pathetic. You had a boyfriend you met on the internet, you spend your life flirting with men on here to get accepted into their circle, and you try and pick ridiculous fights with people you will never meet. There's a door at the front of your house, try using it. Look knob head I'm not arguing with you on the internet any more have fun being a p*ssy for the rest of your life. The next time you want to address me make yourself known and stop hiding behind a computer screen. Read that back to yourself. And then read it again. You need to sort your life out. Seriously. I actually feel slightly sorry for you.

And then what? Jesus, people like you are the definition of pathetic. You had a boyfriend you met on the internet, you spend your life flirting with men on here to get accepted into their circle, and you try and pick ridiculous fights with people you will never meet. There's a door at the front of your house, try using it.

I'm completely the same. It's a good way to be though I think, I'd rather be like this than some cold hearted bitch who never lets anybody in.I'd also like to think that one day I (and you both!) will meet people who will really appreciate it, and not use that kindness for weakness.Don't change!

What the f*ck? I'm not asking you to have a conversation you d*ckhead. I'm merely commenting on the fact that you've spent a page of a thread talking to yourself about bullshit. Go outside and find some real people to talk to. f*ck*ng idiot.

Lmao c/s Oh my gosh, I want your dog. (I'm assuming it's yours!)