Paul

f*ck Spanish people.

so sticking your d*ck up mans arse isnt?lolLMFAOGamits sick

Oh yea. About 10 pairs of footwear that I NEVER wear.

Half Baked lol.

Oh hello Janay. Or Jane, as I like to call you.

I'd always use hitting them as a LAST resort, and I mean last.If your beating your children on a regular basis, it reflects more on yourself, than them. To be honest, it shows you have no other way of communicating, disiplining and teaching your children and is probably a sign of a lazy parent. Obviously 'regular basis' is a subjective term lol. Part of the problem really.

LOL.gotta love the puneh?woooooooosh..........Even the 'Over your head' gag, went over your head LOL

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Jesus would have. Infact, he did. Luke, page 341 verse 12.Lmao ur sick in the headLOL.God did aswell. Mary died init but God wanted to f*ck her so he pushed his holy ting in her about 3 minutes after she died, got her pregnant and Jesus was born. Thats why shes still classed as a virgin as she died before penetration.

Jesus would have. Infact, he did. Luke, page 341 verse 12.LMFAO @ Haze

no, because by then she'll be some rusty old cow.LOLOk, she drank some magic potion that mean she didnt age until the day you either took her up on her offer, or refused.THEN WHAT?

Your 45 so your not getting alot more sex in before you die but your single and Halle Berry says she will f*ck you for as long as you want but you have to chop off your piece at the end. Would you do it?

lmao Waste not want no!Me & my cuz mussa smoked a fat blunt one time... 2 tokes left my girl took some teezers went into the bathroom..jammed in the bath with the roach Maybe she threw the roach zoot in the bathroom bin and used the tweezers to pluck her eyebrows in the bath. Didnt think of that DID YA.

Fam i bussing all over her face, neck, poomps, torso everyting; no qualms.Nothing woul ever stop me from banging Alicia keys you mad.I watched Smokign Aces today (late I know)Theres something about Alicia Keys that is f*ckING SEXYYYYYYYYYYY.

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Ive noticed that. I dont think things will ever be the same again. And Rhain, ' '

tongue you know....not even fingerto answer your question i'd carry on, seeing as its halleHe knows the levels. Rhian, when we all run train on you, who gets first dips?

But Eric, its HALLE BERRYI say we all run train on Rhian.

OK OK I HAVE ONE. Your banging Halle and then it starts feeling abit TOO wet. You stick your tongue in to see whats going on down there and bare bloody comes out. She looks at you and say,'That time of the month init. Carry on'WHAT DO YOU DO?(Bare blood remember. Smells of tuna aswell)

u can make a dead man erect?sheeezu must b packin some power p*ssy stillIn my dreams.. I got it like dat errrr hmmmmaybe we should dream togetherLOL!Well hello there durrty durrrtyhey precious preciousi shall see you tonite (smooth guy click, point finger and wink combination)wear that lovely red dressPrecious is the biggest c*ck tease ever. Watch. Shed come yours at 1am and just watch a DVD and sh*t, then leave at the end and leave you to beat off and think about her all ngiht. Thats how she gets her kicks.LMAObad experience dargLOL. I aint telling you SHITE from now on. f*cking chat like a f*cking female you do.

u can make a dead man erect?sheeezu must b packin some power p*ssy stillIn my dreams.. I got it like dat errrr hmmmmaybe we should dream togetherLOL!Well hello there durrty durrrtyhey precious preciousi shall see you tonite (smooth guy click, point finger and wink combination)wear that lovely red dressPrecious is the biggest c*ck tease ever. Watch. Shed come yours at 1am and just watch a DVD and sh*t, then leave at the end and leave you to beat off and think about her all ngiht. Thats how she gets her kicks.

But its Halle berry mayne... Bareback no qualms LMAOZOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!Getting a dead chick pregnant just throws up TOO many problems. At least you know youd get access I suppose but the bad point outweigh the good. By a distance.

Actually, if you banged her and she was dead, could she get pregnant?Mind you, if your gonna bang a corpse I think the first thing youd draw for is a dom.

Last night. She choked to death on my cum. She was drowning and sh*t but I thought she was just gurgling so I just kept beating off on her face. Was tragic. SHES NOT DEAD. IM PLAYING DEVILS ADVOCATE.