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Paul

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  1. Nar, the progrma. It seems nobody else shares my enthusiasm.
  2. They have saptured Olivers wankerness perfectly. Hes a straight knob jockey.THIS IS THE BEST SCENE. THE INTERVIEW.
  3. Paul

    Rizla

    Yea, pfft, I heard in wars people bill up with pages from the Bible.I might try that actually. The pages from the Bible are actually made of Rizla I heard. The people who wrote the Bible were also high while writing it still.
  4. MOROCCOLMAO. Thats f*cking jokes. Have I Got News For You is a LITTLE better, but this is doing it.
  5. LOL. The Northern Rock jokes are DOING IT.
  6. Heard bare Americans are on this. (Mostly with email addresses but still)
  7. Paul

    Rizla

    DO NOT PURCHASE ANY WEED MOVIES ON DVD. You WILL end up blazing twice as much. I literall CANNOT get high without watching Half Baked, and cant watch Half Baked without being high.Its some f*ckries.
  8. - If I cant see through the end of the roach then the roach is too tight and closed. Make that sh*t a CIRCLE, not a f*cking helta sketa. - No cheap fags either. Straight B and H.- INHALE the f*cking weed. If I see BARE smoke comming out, like your smoking a cigar, your wasting my weed. - Nobody should be holding MY lighter. - If I buy the weed, you buy the munch (or at least go shops)
  9. Paul

    Rizla

    lolu sayin he went 2 a school fulla asians?quater of a fag standard.....depends tholol minor i did, majority was asians, its nuffin.yer i no wot ur sayin tho, sum asians guys do try stretch the green, but none of the ones i roll wid, moretime its mostly green and the tiniest bit of brown to help it burn.but it aint jus asians man, i no bare broke man who do dat. dats one of the ways u identify a CAT still (if ur a shotter).LOL. I went to Spidermans high school still. Mostly Asians, they are cool though. Onalevel, I only really blaze with Asians and they are STINGY as f*ck. Yea, I usually just pick up a 10s and get a single fag from the shop for 25 pence and thats me. But lately ive been putting bare fag in. Once my studnet loan comes, the bongs comming back out.
  10. f*ck THAT RULE. How can I buy a 10s, a friends friend comes over, ive never met this guy, he wants to smoke with us. Im like cool. The guy is suspisiously egar to roll this zoot. Then he grabs the lighter and tries to spark it. I musta snatched the zoot out of his mouth and the bre and my friend musta told me nar, roller sparker. I told just asked them how much money they chipped in for the grade. I was greated with silence and calmly said 'Seeeeeeen' while sparking the zoot. Was jokes. Buyer >>>>>>>> Roller >>>>> Smoker.
  11. Paul

    Rizla

    How much fag do you lot put in. The broker im getting, the more fag thats getting put it. Im about 50/50 now lol. Tryna stretch my 10s to 5 zoots on an Asian blazer ting (No sendage Spiderman. Im assuming your Asian from your educational background)
  12. Paul

    Rizla

    My father used blues. Like father like son I supppose
  13. Paul

    Rizla

    wot new ones?dem orange ones?where can i cop some, are dey in shops yet.My bredrin had em, but ive never seen em in shops still. They are good apparently.
  14. Fathers from Morocco. Can speak a LITTLE Arabic. Random words mostly and numbers. I was actually very angry with how they represented Moroccan people in that film. When the bre started beating off over his sister.... . Moroccans dont live like that, WTF. Other than that, loved the film. Loved the way it had the seperate storylines and the way they all came together in the last half of the film.are u muslim then? im hope to learn arabic one day...that is what i mean, that sh*t might happen in america but not in a country like morocco and in reality when the dad finds out he would have beat that boy over the head with anything closest to hand not just sigh like a pussyhole they try to bring other countries down to the backwards levels of america ....and i still thought the film was dry, but the film crash handles the idea of multiple intertwined story lines MUCH better u should watch it if u like that sorta thing.....LOL. Didnt like Crash. It seemed FAR too contrived. Tried too hard.
  15. Paul

    Rizla

    f*ckING HELL. Why did I even ASK.
  16. Paul

    Rizla

    Once we rolled up a spliff with just fag in it and gave it to my bredrin. 'What do you think of the grade?''Nice man. Smooth'LOL. Cuntbag.lol done this bare times in schoolEVERY1 acts like they're stoned i sweargot 2 the point where every lunch some1 was offerin u a free spliff n u was like....hmmmi can roll with my eyelids still Huh? Serious?
  17. Fathers from Morocco. Can speak a LITTLE Arabic. Random words mostly and numbers. I was actually very angry with how they represented Moroccan people in that film. When the bre started beating off over his sister.... . Moroccans dont live like that, WTF. Other than that, loved the film. Loved the way it had the seperate storylines and the way they all came together in the last half of the film.
  18. Paul

    Rizla

    Once we rolled up a spliff with just fag in it and gave it to my bredrin. 'What do you think of the grade?''Nice man. Smooth'LOL. Cuntbag.
  19. Paul

    Rizla

    With all due respect, SCUM.lol.....whaaaaatttttFAR too thin. Serious, how do you use. Annoying as f*ck.
  20. Paul

    Rizla

    Same.All I know is, the silver ones are really thin. What about the rest of em?
  21. Paul

    Rizla

    With all due respect, SCUM.
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