Premature MOC

[Flat Eric]

 

 

 

Dont let your girl round me....im the ugly friend who you see as zero threat...just waiting...snooping...gathering intelligence...waiting for you to slip then POW.

 

Them "Oh darling your boyfriend's a jerk I wouldn't ever treat you in such a way lol hehe xx" man there

 

 

 

nah its more like...

 

 

"what...he did what?? ok...what did you do to deserve that?? naaaahh hes taking the piss...you did nothing wrong...why do you let him keep getting away with that?? hes just going to keep doing it over and over you know"

 

*ring ring*

 

"whats up?? come on tell me what happened....ah f*ck it, let me come round...I will bring something to eat and you can tell me what happened"

 

*picks up condoms*

 

 

*******Disclaimer********

 

I make ZERO promises....but I just give that neutral viewpoint on things!

 

 

got a guy like you hounding my ting now

 

infact whats your name bro

[Illusion]

Have you employeed the same tekkers to get with the taken women? Or has each one needed their own strategy?

[Simply D]

tbh...ive never used said tekkers, but I would say thats a viable method of obtaining said goal.

Ive...actually lemme think about this, but I dont think ive set out to actually bed a taken/married woman...it just seems to happen...maybe jm a pity shag or something

But for the record, no homes have been broken up as a result of my penetration!