Ch33kyWun

uni's fun as long as you enjoy the course your doing!

Congratulations. What year are you in?

I'm gunna show my sis this. I can see the shock now. She grew up good!!

Scuse me, Numero???

Sweet mother and mosey.My goddaughter is half Irish and she cusses just like the Grandmother. When she does it in front of me and my Mum we look at her and tell her fi mind her mouth.

What exactly happened tho? What kicked it off? *Sorry if someone already said, I'm jus scannin thru.*

They want to see two negroes going at it. Sick f*cks.

Phones are sh*t to me. I'll txt him when I feel like it, if he calls and I miss the call, he'll get a txt later saying, "Just saw ur missed call still...." Pisses him off. Tough sh*t. I've learnt that space creates harmony and often absence makes the heart grow fonder. So... Mwha.aha.

It couldn't of happened a week ago... I swear forensic police were still up there at 11 tonight, big lights and sh*t. There's fresh flowers out there too. R.I.P. init.

I dislike it. You have to have the taste buds and iron stomach for that man.

Been there, done that. Advice? Don't do it. Not worth the tidal wave of drama that comes after.

People up north. Even when I went builders cafe they were dripping food in their tea. My mum does it as well. I feel sick.

Tried to toast a sandwich on the bus with my lighter.

I wanted a better pay. Got that.Wanted a stable relationship. f*ck that.Wanted a flat. f*ck that and the council.The years gone to fast for anything else to happen. Part from trouble.

A black skirt from tescos for work. Just when I couldn't find anything, I walk into tescos for a sandwich joined the queue looked behind me and there it was. Nicely made as well.

The mans a joke. It's like he's so uncomfortable with himself that he keeps pullin these fudge packin pranks. And the only people laughing are the other poof and Peter Kay.

Seany would have caught my heel to his f*cking eye. Is he mad?!Also... Liam is more suited for Nikki. I think Charley's toooooo mucho for him.

If she really said that, I hope she has a stroke still.

Get the poof out.Charley DOES have the house under some vice grip. It come in like she's got them all held hostage.

f*cking f*cked up my route twice in one day.I swear someone got shanked. Thing is... Me and my sister walked through the park. Everything was safe. Walked back through to go home. Everything was safe. Walked through a third time, bout 15 minutes later. We're seeing helicopters, feds, police tape everywhere. Jamal, I called out ur name today and got no answer.

Heinz spag bol and a unmouldy *hopefully* slice of bread is what im having.

I never show off my C.V. I'll give them rough ideas of what they should do, or I'll correct it for them and thats it.

Nice one.I did this all the way through my elective module *Modern American History (?)* Lucky I was doing creative writing so I could easily disguise it. f*ckers cant say anything now, I graduated. Meh.

*squeals with laughter*