Ch33kyWun

SLEEEEEEPING. Works killing me. Seriously.Then I'm going f*cking Bournemouth tomorrow. Kinda sh*t life is this?!?! *cries*....

lol Nahhhhh she don't use pc's. She's kind of "challenged" like that. Bwhaha.

@z-lastboss LOL u know!

My bredrin is just like that girl in that scenario. Forever pinchin mans bums when they walk past or towering over them licking her lips *she's 6ft5.*

iWould.

Coming up the stairs on the 341 as the bus turned to go down Lansdowne road, I took a dirty drop, my chest plate was f*cked for days.On the 76 going to work, this city guy must of noticed his stop had just gone. So he's rushing down the top aisle. He swings around the bar to go down the stairs, hits the glass. He then tries to run down the steps but buckled and all we heard was clank bang boom and mans shoes hitting dirt as he runs off the bus. The bus driver was CREASING.

If they let her back in I swear down I'm preparing firebombs to dash over the wall. How STUPID is that sh*t?!

He's such a hoe. I told him this dont think he heard me mumble it tho.

I love Hutsomomo *bad spelling init?!* from Memoirs of a Geisha. She's peng.

*spuds* Arsenal 4 Life

Amy Winehouse each and every time. Her albums I could have on loop for ages and not be really bothered.Joss stone with her 'purring' drives me up the f*cking cyclone. Thinks shes Eartha Kitt or summink.

lol Tank oo tank oo! And at Shaian.. i'm Old. lol

My jewellery box looks kinda like Kurious'. Chunky gold but I don't think my gold is worth sh*t now tho. My mum bought a white and gold choker for £3050 two years ago. Took it to the jewellers and found out if she sold it, it would be worth no more than £200. Oh we were shocked. I have only one solid investment. A 4 carat diamond ring that my Aunt passed down to me and I have to pass down again cos its gone through three gens already. Swines.

But the mess, looked like organised mess. Everything had its own corner. Bwhaha.

These tracks went down a sweet treat at my bbq on Saturday. Some of the younger people were kinda confused but the olders were skanking so boi lolTeddy Riley >>>>>>>>> World peace.

Mmmm. Cheese. Fat. *drool*

This year 8 girl running down the corridor at school one lunch time. She crashed waist first thru the glass door cos it was bolted. I was like BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Till I heard it was my bredrins sister and her wrist was f*cked. Bone shattered and sh*t.

Reminds me of some buppie on The Wright Stuff last week. Man looked like a friggin black felt tip.

Full body armour. Check.Axe. Check.AK47. Check.Ammunition. Check.Parafin. Check.Matches. Check.Panic Room stylee room. Check.Tins. Check.

A metal bar coming for my face. Seriously it was like I was seeing sh*t in slow motion and didnt react fast enough.Oooo...Seeing a woman, whose husband was disabled and couldn't have "relations" with her, get shagged by a machine dildo. *Shudders*

Just finished a 4 hour conversation on the phone. I was a zombie ten minutes ago now i'm like

I can't bring myself to eat honey comb because of the blastid holes. This woman in tescos was offering samples of that cheese with holes it, I wanted to tump her in her head side bout shes waving that plate about.

T.I. - Big Things Poppinor Rich Boi - Boy Looka Here*flicks wrist*

Yeh it should reach by Friday or Saturday morning at the latest.