Now, this is a story all about howMaddy got raped while upside downAnd I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,I'll tell you how The McCann's got away with a girls murder.In the United Kingdom born and raisedOn the playground was where she spent most of her daysSitting and swimming naked in the poolAnd lookin all wet for her daddy the foolAnd Daddie's libido was up to no goodStarted getting tight in his crotch hoodHe raped little Maddie then mom got scaredShe said "We're gonna have to kill er and dump her somewhere"They whistled for a cab and when it came nearThe license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirrorIf anything they thought this cab is rareBut they said "Aw f*ck it, to a ditch somewhere!"I pulled up to the ditch about 7 or 8And handed the cabby a 50 for him to clam upThen they got an axe, a bag, and chopped her up.They looked at the gravesite, finally ready, to pretend they were grieving and get everyone's pity.