LemonGuy

Truss. / LOL

I've been keeping the running up, doing it at lunch time now around regents park. Did 6.3K yesterday at 4:58 p/km which is pretty good for me. Going out again at lunch today to do it again and then 10K on Friday.

I think it's this video, 7:55 -

Nah bro, tell me more. Buy a girl a laptop. Anal sex. Now you know them ones.

He's fucking her up the arse probably. Know them ones.

AGHGWTAGAGAGAGAGGAHHHHALOLS

Well played

Anti vent: Just did a little lunch time run around regents park. 6.5K in my best ever time. Boom.

It's a big bawse coat flex this winter -

Kourtney (her sister) is bangin'.

WMSW

£30 million on London property plus a house in the Islands somewhere. COME ON.

I basically end up waking up at 06:30 and then snoozing/dozing until 07:30 - but it's not the same as sleeping through. I'm just waiting for her to shout "time to get up" *pain*. / Sickest thing is that we go to work together (leave at the same time etc) it's just I only take 20 minutes to get ready whilst she takes over an hour.

you may as well just buy yourself a vanity table ya woofter. LOL them doodoo smelling guys Not even. i was refering to the set up. o skeen my gf organised them i used to keep them wrapped up in barbed wire n diesel Re-reading. LOL @ this.

Should have just went pork raw on a man like bacon hitler

The only thing that annoys me about living with her is that I get woken up an hour earlier than I normally would whilst she's getting ready in the morning etc. Other then that, it's all good. We enjoy each others company and we're happy/comfortable enough to sit in different rooms etc and it not to be a big deal or anything.

Sounds mint. I'd totes be up for it.

Hahaha what did your pops say? He was loving it, he likes any opportunity to talk about bikes. He gave the dude a full on breakdown of his bike, part by part, and then emailed him over some links. Fucking informer. Then about 10 minutes after he did that he just said (kind of to himself) - "They still haven't found my fucking bike though have they?!" and then walked off.

He's harming the development of the white kids. We're not all naturally gifted athletes like you lot. My mans probably 6"5 already, they just used angles to make him look smaller in that video.

On Sunday the police called up my house to speak to my dad about his bike that got stolen from outside the pub like a year ago. I'm thinking, ah right, they must've found it and be looking to return it - but wait, the police guy was just reading through old reports and liked the sound of my dads bike (it was a premium bike to be fair) and wanted to ask his advice on where he can get something similar etc. WTF MAN?! Calling man at home on a Sunday for a chat?! FUCK THE POLICE.

Fucking hell. How can I still be a bit hungover from Saturday? Started drinking at lunchtime (out in the sun etc). 5 bottles of wine between four of us, 4 pints and 4 scotch Americans later and I'm throwing up in that little park in the middle of Angel at half 9. I haven't had a booze related chunder in years, forgot how fucking grim it is. "I'll never drink again".

I do. It's great.

Got to put a suit on at 6 for a wedding, hope it cools down in the next couple of hours otherwise I'm in for a tough time.