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wakin up early is mei like squeezin all the life out of the day long 4 the wakin at 4 goin sleep at 4...actually i like that wacman routine aswel when i dont work

dem shits der

SoOoOOoOoOO not funny its ridiculous

dnt know about the strangest man...he is a c*nt tho

lmao the smile was too bait

lolbut in reality i wonder how much of a correlation there is between face lips n p*ssy lips*casts mind back*

Theres NO Jews in Seven Sister lmaou must have been about 3 miles up the road in jerusalem hill n16

loma

jewish people are real tight knit, outsiders cant get in dem circles

they need to just stop f*ckin about n rename stamford hill Israel v2

Kate Nash ?pah hah hah, you're funny@ certain camera angles in her "foundations" video she looks slyly down syndromeamy whinehouse could bait blow her crack smoke in all these chicks faces she is DAT chick when it comes to this bunch

all trimmed the bushes and man dont wanna jam in da garden wtf?!but flops r the worst...the thing with floppers is its a personality trait so if someone flops you more than once just know what to expect from them

dun kno the jacobs creek & blossom hill 2 for £5 deal hex-cloosive to all inner city postcodeslol nah rose duz that to me 2 + chicks love it

red-white n blackwhere my Triniiiiiiiiis doh?*Hears silence & crickets*that list is funny stil

dammnnnn homielolnah its a pisstake when the human alarms dont do their job tho

come on fam u kno how we do times r harrrd internet pee-impin is the way forward 4 ugly bruddas.Oh skeen, you ugly too?Safe yeah. *Secret handshake*of course*shake shake slap* )no homo)

dem e.t finger widths der wow

come on fam u kno how we do times r harrrd internet pee-impin is the way forward 4 ugly bruddas.

fhksdjksdh fjksdklf dfj sdkl fklsejfl;kse;lfk;eklf'awelf[pdl; ldfdfk;jd df;ojd;f difuolsdMy, how funny you are.But seriously, you were right to run away cos your joke was sh*t.Brazy, my lips arent literally hangin down... its not like im packin in my pants or anythin, wrong formation of words me thinks. But what im basically tryin to say is that the lady took of quay more than usual so im seein more than im used to...if that makes sense...lolohhh 4 a minute i thought u had the punnany version of drop lipi c u tho basically you asked for a number 3 and she gave you a skinfade lol

LMFAObut me seriously speakinevery f*ck*ng day, got a short temperi was jus saying yesterday i kno if i was a boy, and i was on this road ting, prison wudda bin me a long time agono qualmsdem hot headed firey personalitys derthas sexy

yooooo so when your standin up n u look down u can see ur lips?first thing that sprang to mind was that you must have sum protruding bubba tunde p*ssy lips(thas not a bad thing tho)

What was the reason & when was the last time you felt to swing someones head off?mine was 2day/ morning rush hour/ victoria line, tube was ram like carnival as usual, my stop came and im about to get off and you know when people get off the people gettin on are meant to jam at the sides till its their turn.So im about to get off and this hardbody beast wid some koala bear nose & crackhed weave is standin directly in the middle tryin to push on when peoples tryna get off, so i brush past her spinnin her slightly and she calls after me"u idiort, show som considor-air-shawn" lol the audacity was incrediblei didnt really feel to punch her face but it inspired this lol so again...What was the reason & when was the last time you felt to swing someones head off?

-never mash ur homeboys X-never spend p's on a ho-never give a ho ur houseline

i cant even see cause im at workbut all this talk about chris brown hypin up like some goon then i think of "with you with you with you with youuuu" and man doin some ballerina moves on the kurb and i cant picture it

rum & coke wid "that guy"skrate up