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Shaggy - Mr Boombastic

lol thts so disgusting and funny...one time i was paraletic (sp) but this chick still wanted to f*ck me, so obviously i went thru, sprained my d*ck somehowi stopped and fell asleep naked in her living room then woke up about 5 for round two.good times.LMAO - how did you sprain your d*ck?

I'd be too scared to do drugs now - I think I would freak out and die!!Just weed.

My friend got drunk and drove home, outside her house she leaned out to be sick and everytime she heaved she pissed herself. I got in the car the next day and it STANK, all she had done is put a towel over it!!!

I have had LOADS.A couple of the worst -Trying to do a sexy 'walk away and sway your hips' and falling over one of those leather cube things you sit on. My head ended up pressed on the floor and my legs were wrapped over it. Trying to clash Crazy-T and calling him a Wasteman on the mic - I actually thought he was going to kill me.Falling down the stairs and knocking myself out. My mum found me there in a heap in the morning. Falling asleep on the bus and waking up screaming as I hit the floor. Some guy I have never spoken to at work coming up to me and saying 'I saw you on Saturday, I thought you had fallen over till I got closer then I realised you were trying to break dance'I could literally go on for days.....

My dad is mixed - half Liberian. LMFAO @ that picture!

LOLBut I soon got an afro head.

I look well white don't I?

Her body is perfect.

1st day of school

Mike Kane wins, that picture is great. Screwface then. Now.I must have some funny ones somewhere, I will find them.

Off home now. Baby pics will follow. Hold it up beard lovers

wot a joke.Course it is - Mikee is a hobit, what do you know?!

pisstake.LMFAOThats the first genuine LOL since I've been back.

ye ur childish jokes, dnt worry it wasnt a send.Oh, ok.Cheers love.

Someone has a complex. I'm sure its pretty much testosterone linked and therefore directly a measure of masculinity.

Yeah - that is a brilliant idea, I am very intrigued by beards.

Juvenile self?!Anyway you've all pretty much ignored me since I've been back - I don't know what I was so worried about.

Is it a goatee or full on?

Ooh, do you see what has happened there?!I sense a CLASH coming on!!!!

I think you should have a beard competition, see who can grow the best one. You ahve to up a picture everyday of its progress. Thats a great summer holiday project!

Eating a perfect mealBeing in loveOrgasmAnd lol @ you should experience Seriouss before you die.

If I was a guy I would love experimenting with facial hair. Have any of you ever grown a full beard?

Finger chopped off. She was a foreign prossie though so who cares.

And I wish I oculd blow peoples heads up just by looking at them in a certain way. (Obviously if I accidentally looked at the wrong person i'd just rewind time and cancel it)