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See if I said White man people would cry "Why do you have to bring race into it", so I'm crying that you've said Yardie. Why did you feel that was neccessary? Kinda true. My sister went G.A.Y and said the same thing lolMy dad is super homophobic and to thsi day refuses to accept that there are gay black people.

See if I said White man people would cry "Why do you have to bring race into it", so I'm crying that you've said Yardie. Why did you feel that was neccessary?Just some added detail to my story. Wha the bumba are you crying about?

I went to a house party in Tottenham once at some gay yardies house called Duchess. Two gays got in an arguement about weave and one of them picked this hench stick off a tree and started chasing the other one round the house whipping the sh*t out of him - lashes on his face and everything. I was cracking up.

Oh sh*t, she is wanking him!!!I only just saw that.

I don't get it

LMFFAAOO @ The Jesus YMCA.

LMFAO @ that picture.

LOL at being a road guy and begging a girl to not tell anyone. REAL road guys will MAKE SURE she don't talkThere prob are a few, I myself don't know any fruity road guys.Or so you THINK.Don't quote me.Can't stop me.

wot kind of dances is your mate reachin tho lol. i aint never seen dis still, nt even in the most rammed of dances where ders more boys than girls.Heaven is a gay club! lolCharing Cross.

LOL at being a road guy and begging a girl to not tell anyone. REAL road guys will MAKE SURE she don't talkThere prob are a few, I myself don't know any fruity road guys.Or so you THINK.

I've been saying this for ages. It's true. I know LOADS of road guys like that.Not a good lookLOL @ being told of for emailing but allowed to browse on forumsIT scan all the mails that come in - I don't think they check what websites I look at. I hope they don't anyway - I went on www.mylazysunday.com the other day!

I've been saying this for ages. It's true. I know LOADS of road guys like that.

I thought that was Vivica Fox for about a year.

them beggagesLiberians.Fools. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberia

I read it - funny. I did the same thing in Leeds, they have one in the carpark of the hotel we were staying at. I drank about 9 drinks and was still 'fine to drive'. I want one.

LOLYour fren needs to llow the alcohol.I've been drunk but nothing overly embarassings happened, ive just been mad friendly.She is a nightmare - I won't go anywhere with her now if she is drinking. Its always drama!

LMFAOCome on girl, you know me - I'd just tell. And I have ABSOLUTELY no secrets from my VIP2 crew now!!

Summary please.

My other friend went out on Xmas eve and got smashed - needed a wee and couldn't find her key so went in her front garden. BAMWoke up @ 7am by her mum, knickers round her ankles , freezing cold and got neumonia.

The baby eating sick was SO f*ck*ng funny. I nearly wet myself. I couldn't even point it out to anyone or stop the baby doing it I was laughing so much.

She has far worse stories. I wrote them all donw in a book once called 'The Little Book Of ____' but she ripped it up. Other highlights of teh book included -Her getting smashed at a work thing and the next thing she remembers is waking up and her bum was bleeding. Her being sick under a table at a wedding and a baby ate some of it (that was f*ck*ng funny). Her getting 'pissed power' and throwing a pub landlord over a table then getting scared of a comeback and spraying perfume in his eyes so he couldnt chase her.

Arhh, so you're a hummer too. I like.*High fives*

I am actually the best at humming uplifting little ditties. I like to intersperse the humming with some 'la la' and 'da da' noises as well as a bit of beat box.

I'm done with all genres. Humming your own tunes is the new in thing.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOoErin... ur one of a kind i sswear.Ow ya mean?I am the baddest bumbaclart up in ere, seen?