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He asked for pictures of my ex's c*ck. He talked at length about having sex with his 'ex man' and stuff they used to do.

The way i'm getting pure dating adverts and pizza express offers.

Thats a lot of buts But safe.

Id just like to take this time, to apologise on behalf of all the real niggas in here for how things went down with you we should have questioned it but we were blinded it shouldnt have gone down like that welcome back yours trully David Thanks, but it was his fault. And maybe mine for being threesome hungry and picture happy! haha

NOBODY, goes to such lengths just for pics and vids. The internet is full of porn. He did it because he gets off on decieving people. 100% he was that Miss Jay chick. I DARE YOU TO DENY IT DARREN. And 100% he is 'Daniel Woods'. He even told my mate that was his cousin. Its pathetic. I think we should all donate a fiver and buy man a hooker.

Best make some space 'Miss Jay' or i'll have to post here.

"The member Mr. Gayle cannot receive any new messages"

The pics in this thread Darren Gayle - shall we discuss this in an adult manner?

LMAO! Do I really want to get into this again?

see sigonly jokingI find the red wording amusing. But not worth a blowjob.

Oh gosh. That backfired.

You can't buy one http://www.honeybadger.com/index.htm"has a reputation for being, pound for pound, Africa's most fearless animal despite its small size. It is even listed as the "most fearless animal in the world" in the 2002 Guinness Book of Records."

Surely not, you'd just side step away?

This is all weird.

Apparently real men don't eat quiche. Hummmm

OoH I likes it.

Whats a spork? I like the sound of it.Does it combine a spoon and a fork by having short prongs and a slight bowl shaped area?

I shall be partaking in a little Irish style fun.

Only a couple of times. Once I hadn't eaten siince the previous lunchtime and I only had 3 large glasses of wine and I fell over and had to be scooped up off the floor and escorted home. I suggest eating. Its not even nice drunk either.

5 day pass - I'm contract lovey. An no phone sex.

I don't really understand 'The Joke'

Oh, I have net on my phone - I work at a computer 8 hours a day and I live on my own. f*ck paying for net I wouldn't use. Or actually, I woudl use to chat sh*t to you lot at 3am.

How is everyone? Whats new?

I'm not 'BACK ' per se.... Work is f*ck*ng dull though.

CUNTS, all of you! LMAONo shines and no dead sister - sorry to dissapoint!