Jeremy

Attention seeking whore

They should plug him into itunes & do a factory reset

FUCK student finace place is ran by squirrels

yea holding ur breath wouldnt really work with the app

that artwork on them tracks is pretty sick

Dubz ate this tune, threw it up and ate it again EURGH

its peak

theyre wearing pearls and shit now

Its a madness im tellin u but real talk i want an ipad, ill keep u informed on how it goes

Ive actually wondered what it would be like to fuck a strong p*ssy

my cousin has been about for a bit just visiting from out the bits, shes female I should state. now a wierd thing has been occuring, she randomly calls up a guy n gets anything she wants, not even in a relationship with said negroe, yesterday she got a new laptop, before she was given a few bills to go shopping, n gets random money aswell. is this real life? like really? next she's getting a new phone next week n the guy doesnt seem dumb either, from what I gather he's some kind of small time road guy. its so wierd. will try get a few things through her though, Ill keep updated

if u hadnt put my nigga Caruso that would have been shit textual pos

Ariel actilift

u guys are excited

why u mad tho?

fuck living with my girl, where will i take the links? i aint shelling out for hotels

is that ur way of sayin u have nice hips?

more like toilet paper, soak up the spunk off the floor on the upside Ive just had more meat than Graham Norton u know them ones where u start sweating and get slightly blurred vision she automatically get put down to 'link' status

What was that gatts? I didnt quite catch it

I know bruh, she was dead gorgeous

talkin to one chick, she asked what I was doin so I said I was grillin an awesome amount of meat (George Foreman should get a Nobel prize or something) anyways the convo then ends up with her sayin she has silly cravings, i say u may be pregnant as a joke, expecting an lol, n she says "Im not even sure tbf", bare in mind in this convo shes all goin on about not having a boyfriend n all that shit, but doesnt know if shes pregnant? thats wierd

Ribz & Flirta D - Foolish, that Aftershock beat thanks

fuckin impressive achieving that in 2 months shes in no way involved in my life so therefore i have no opinion on it, do what u gotta do as long as ur happy n not killin or raping

are eye bee link your little sister on the dee

Id be pissed, cos once I get up I cant sleep again