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Statistical pointers (all correct after two rounds of matches):
Iran have the worst passing accuracy in the World Cup, with 68%. Next worst is Iceland, on 72%; top of the table is England with 92%.
Iran have had the fewest shots on goalin the World Cup, with two. Costa Rica are immediately above them with three. Top of the table is Belgium with 18, followed by England and Germany on 14.
Iran have had the fewest corners at the World Cup, level with Egypt and Tunisia with four. Top of the table is Brazil, with 17.