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Playa:President

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  1. In the bath?How do you come to fiend for food in the bath?
  2. I guess seeing as "Its not you, its me" has been rinsed, my boy had to draw for this line when this girl he was with wouldnt accept it was over.What extremes have you gone to get rid of a partner.
  3. Its not cool to allege that the parents got something to do with her disappearence, but theres nuffin wrong with the police asking them "quizzing" them (what ever quizzin means).
  4. I feel living in catered halls is a boy ting still.Not about having to eat at a certain time like a child. Plus having to sort yourself out is all part of "that" uni experience.
  5. Jeez.Sometimes I'm sleeping, I just kick out my leg random
  6. You wanna read them or sell on ebay for 0.99p?
  7. Either your truly ignorant or faking stupidity, cos u'd know that aint racist.Either way, I bet we've made you rethink your way of life, and you'll be the first man at the jobcentre tomorrow (for a job not jsa)
  8. Your not any better than the illegal aliens you despise so much as it seems your competing with them.Who can sponge better Ashman or the asylum seeker?
  9. Really tho, if it jus creeps up on you, it means you CAN hold it.
  10. This has raised ID fraud in the states thoStill some man are pissed.Any youngers asking me to get them cigs from the shop are gettin cussed out.
  11. No. My misses aint the type to pay mind to scoical networking.Private myspace dont have to mean the person is creeping.Does that make my theory more valid than yours?
  12. Come like you're trying to understand some big bang theoryIsnt it a matter of preference?OK why to you set your myspace for everyone to see? "People see me, add me, msg me". That my man, is an attention beg.
  13. Common sense dictates you'd atleast clothe your seed b4 the amblaunce arrives.
  14. My girl says I used to.I dont think I snore anymore tho.My mom/dad wud say I snore, and I'd say "its hereditary"
  15. Mans rap style/content is like 5 years late.Rappin bout rolex and dat is not the way forward
  16. LOLBet the prescription drugs you want are painkillers huh? Say Morphine?
  17. My boy got those. The rock the uni accommodation straightI got som sick Creative 2.1 ones still
  18. LOL60 is alot anywaysYou can get sik some surround sound + subwoofer for less
  19. Arrogance is a bitch.None of em wants to shift date.Somebody gonna flop.f*ck 2 of em for wanting to take advantage of remembrance day.Im backin Kanye tho
  20. - Laughing at deluded mans who think they're Prince- Watching hoes slag off Simon-Watching people make absolute twats out of themselves- And appreciating genuine talentsHow the f*ck can we not??
  21. Can a no-talent like Danni Minogue be judging next mans singing abilities.She says Yes when it shud be Noand vice versa.
  22. You[ are not a smart man when you bare back random hoes.and[Jay-Z] We dont believe you, you need more peoples. [/Jay-Z]
  23. LOL initMan like him shud never commit a crime cos hes gettin nabbed
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