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Mr. Martinez

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  1. OR You could roll yourself a nice zoobie. Put music on really loud. Something with some serious bass. Leave the zut on the side for the min. Get your previously ordered gas canister out, together with your bullets of noz as I called them. Have the balloon ready. Ensure the spliff is still by the side, and the music is just about to drop. Squeeze the contents of the noz bullet into the balloon. Make one last final check just to make sure your spliff hasn't gone walkies. At the very last moments before the song drops Proceed to inhale and exhale the contents of the balloon in and out of the balloon for a few seconds. WELCOME TO LIFE. Once you come back to earth, relax with a toke of the zoobie. pos me later.
  2. Mate just post all the pics in one page please.
  3. When did this become a picture thread? Beg someone collate all the data in one post.
  4. This guy deads any remotely interesting conversation going on here beg you not only ban him, but send some sort of super mod team to bomb his house or something
  5. :lol: You man are placing too much importance on weed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wik2uc69WbU
  6. Anything could take over your life. People get addicted to f*ck*ng sex, and let it destroy them. Completely agree that you limit your capabilities by allowing things like weed to distract you, and were you to lead a completely righteous existence, you would be better than you are now. However, we're all human. Most of us have our vices. Some of us realise too late that all your hard graft and lack of living, is going to be worth f*ck all when you die. Some of us do too much 'living' and waste every opportunity. End of the day, guns don't kill people. People kill people. safe
  7. I remember one time, feds decided to have a chat just after I finished smoking a spliff, waiting for a bus home late at night. I casually slid my weed up my sleeve as they approached me. Deal with them got on the bus Bus is ram, I find a seat and jump on it, bare waved these times. I'm sat there thinking why's everyone watching me wtf Got my elbow on my knee and resting my face on my hand Still thinking why's everyone watching me then I casually look down without really moving All I see is the biggest bag of weed in plain sight for everyone to see hanging from my sleeve. the embarrassment. I was definitely embarrassed. Glad I clocked though, could've easily lost it.
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    cheez just checked out the youtube page nearly 15 milli views nice going lads
  9. I listened to the first song not impressed and I like sheek, anyone got the mixtape?
  10. need to justify every penny you're asking for cuz. there's p out there for this though. social enterprise has been rinsed for while as well certain dons making bags on bags claiming they run a non-profit 'social enterprise'. bare tax breaks and funding..
  11. They got females on lock too. I swear every remotely educated woman in this country reads the daily mail and its website. bare gossip.
  12. looool how many accounts does this guy have?!
  13. my code is broken been working on this website for a few weeks. Not a web developer in the slightest, I've made a few websites back in the day. BEFORE CSS3 and HTML5. It's f*ck*ng long! Someone know GENUINELY helpful boards for CSS/HTML, send em ornn please!
  14. Fam this one certified graduate scheme that was paying 26k, 6-7 years ago, is now trying to offer its new graduates 18k. It goes without saying, but the entire system is based on growth.. it's SOOOOO PEAK.
  15. Dragon Tattoo been about for a while sick film. Might check the original stil / warez-bb works fine for me.
  16. I'm not gon pos for your this post. It's a bit naive to think that all this recession has done is 'shift deadwood'. You and yours might be doing okay, and you should be thankful for that. BUT TIMES ARE PEAK fam. Worst job market in history. EVER. And man's saying all it's doing is shifting through deadwood.
  17. Bruv why's this guy allowed to talk to himself in every other thread it's so dumb
  18. ona real though how can you get complaisant receiving 50 measly quid once a week? i swear that don't even cover food, food, rizla and fags for the week.
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