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*hangs on for toopic saver*

lool at plump pum pumdem sly paedo guys

obviously sex but more to do with foreplay- after kissing a girl the smell of their perfume on your top lip (new link syndrome)- hearing a girl moan into your mouth when ur kissing her- a girl running their hands over my chest- when a girl places their hand on my cheek when kissing

to the mix cd, got funky, bashment and allsorts

lool a shim u kno

1. her biting my lil man off during head2. my banjo string ripping3. her getting pregnant4. me not getting it up

fuk dat

no way wud i even hold something that looks like dattoo many long legs, beady eyes, hard skin = a combination meaning the animal is likely to die in my vicinity

c/s a truer tale has never been told, thank god otherwise i would have left by now

a lot of pleasurable stuff has happened to our private parts but now its time to list the obscure and painful events which have inflicted untold ammounts of pleasure upon said bitsmales and females welcomeill start ***ahermmm***-ironing naked (dont ask why) caught the tip of my foreskin on the hot side of the iron *insert shriek of pain here*just about to do the do with a link and went to unzip my jeans *insert shriek of pain here* foreskin caught in the zipperin my yard listening to tunes and get overly hyped, start skanking, anyway hand catches the bottom of my balls SMFHHH nothing rivals it

guilt because i knew she did it to save face cause she got issues about backing downi feel like i took the pissshes such a hypocritical bitch, about two different sets of rules for uswas she mad

update... no longer together

hi therewhy do you keep saying hi there?

alba >>>>> anyone eveuuur

pmsl its right now

nar i fux wit da cleanliest girls but it still smells wen u dont expect it to

a womans genital area?why does it choose to linger for so long in the most unsuspecting places, ready to jump out at the least inopportune moments...and why does it smell so strong at times in even the cleanest of females. do women wipe their juices all over the bed in an attempt to mark their territory (no bitch)!do females notice another females smell more than boys notice it?females have a lot to explain?

NoB mean...

d & g dog tag is you for about 130-140. i got my girl some crissssss looking ting she was over the moonand my d*ck later on

what kind of self respecting man would put themselves down just to get a sympathy girlnever me! LOOL bars

double posttheres a barbers ma bredrin took me to near opposite streatham hill bus garage.barbers did it sooooo nicely...anyone know the one im talking about

kiss kut, innovations on brigstock road, chicks at da top of melrose avenuebarbers is ard fam

lool

what little things physically has someone done to you that feels better than it should do? ill startwhen kissing a girl, when she places a hand on my cheek gently feels better than it shouldwhen a girl kisses you on your cheek it feels better than it shouldboys and girls alike welcome...