Dejan Savicevic

'SHE looked like a black Rooney blud!' from a phonecall of my boy earlier. truss I was bennin.

That's a good thing fam, you'll be feeling fresh for the rest of the weekend. It's my boys birthday Sunday and mine on Monday so my weekend will probably be pretty hectic. Tonight I'll just go to the gym for squats and then probably land round my mates for poker. true still. Nice to have a fiday thats not hectic for once.

and I aint got sh*t to do but gym, xbox and virgin OD. What are you lot doing?

that broad soesn't look black and how the fck would they know what she looked like? bullshit.

beyonce falling off. straight.

do u really write like this or is it a facade cuzz no trouble from the leeds mandem just wanna kno I could quite easily fathom the notion of typing out in full squire but it saves time if I do not mate. what will you be purchasing fr your mother to celebrate her day of the calender year sir? that betta 4 yr p*ssy self. wtf?

big man ting now why would a player like Villa move from a champions league team like Valencia next season to play Europa league? they can only get players from French, Portuguese, Dutch and Swedidh leagues now. or them ballers who want to end thier career with a payday in the prem. Swear liverpool don't sign massive players anymore. Torres had nowhere else to go and nobody would touch Mash cause of all that sh*t with MGI.

u been comin wit top qualtiy being a stupid f*ck*ng prick l8ly pos'd i'm serious.

its aight still. On episode 3 now. Gonna watch the last 4 b2b tomorrrow.

Them aff chicks ae all over our d*cks at school and college but once they get older they go strictly aff. One Ghanain broad said to me she wanted half jamaican babies.

yeah its peak famz. They got sopranos but they on season 4 now. If your a TV head its got to be Virgin over sky and broadbands better as well. Virgin all day.

biggest ting on road. Swear its got bare programmes ready to draw for. Been watching bigger and blacker, The corner, Danny dyer, inbetweeners (dumb still) and how I met your mother. All for free as well. Thats why virgins better than sky. They do kind of bump u for the price so man needs to look bout a hot V box.

jahknow straight.

Torres would have to go to italy. Would be sick at AC or Inter. liverpool have f*cked it cah the best players are gonna want out and the players they will be able to attract will just be them ballers from the lower leagues or has beens. -------------------Reina------------------- -Johnno--Agger--Skertl--Insua------ ----------------Mash----------------------- ---------Aqcuilani--Gerrard------------ ----Benny----Torres-----Babel-------- sh*t defence but sick going forward. is Benitez stupid?

would be sick in our team.

Hope ure trollin/ jokin nah famz they was holding hands so must of been batz.

'are you done yet?''what time is it?''my ex used to hit it better''guess what'Never happened to me but gyal would get jabbed for them talks.

was kickin ball down rushkin park when 2 batty man were walking. One yout about 6 was bullying then shouted 'are u gonna bum doe' and gave them some killa man bars. I was bennin but then got pissed off 2 batties were walking happy in daylight.

Lavish styles but she only gets down with white.

who that porno broad who looks like Rhianna again? I need some ME and Rhianna time! might play rudeboy in the background.

talk about batty wash. rahtid do you love the guy?

we got got more style than them beg america affs. Bun all the red ecko tracksuits and no shape ups out there. Aff girls have got body but carib girls are prettier in the face.

llow the funny man tactics. you get energy and vitamins from fruit and veg so what you trying it for?

Vitamins and minerals famx. don't want bad skin, no energy and bad breath.

maybe naturally smarter than u. not me mate. not funny.