Annoying Jehovas Witness..

[Guest Medic]

I was in Waltham Cross today, around 1pm, with a couple mates. We were just walking down the high street, when this old lady appears from behind calling out to us. She asks, "have you been touched by the lord?" At first I was thought she said 'law', so i was thinking she must be taking some survey. But i saw no pen or paper. I asked her to repeat it, when i heard correct, i was like "for gods sake".I quickly said 'no' to avoid any more talk and so we could be on our way, and she gave me a dirty dirty look, but the other two said 'yes' like idiots. So she began the usual talk. 'Jesus is the son of God, he is our saviour, you MUST know that!' I was thinking this old lady is mad, but i let her continue, i was quite intrigued to what other things she would say.She then asked if we "had been reborn", baptised. The other 2 said no, she became quite irratic at this and shouted "you must get baptised!!" Just then 2 hot chicks went by giggling, i thought why the f*ck am i still standing here. I asked her by splashing some water over youself you get freed of your sins? She chose not to hear that. After that she became extremely passionate, screaming to us "JESUS IS THE SAVIOUR OF THE WORLD, REPEAT IT NOW" After this i wasnt having it. I said to her "were not repeating that sh*t, now stop wasting your time trying to convince us to convert"lady: Im not convincing im helping you, so I said "well we dont need our help so f*ck off", maybe i shouldnt of said the last bit but she was easily the worst jehovas witness i had encountered. She went off, looking for another target. Those two bastards didnt say a word, just stood there, they would of probably stayed another hour if i wasnt there. Spineless shits.

[MacDaddy]

yah brah they annoying

[Uncle Larry]

Shove the tiger mag up her arse

[O.Man]

i was taking my trainers off and they came to the door and asked me ''Are you Jehovahs Witness'', i said '' Wallah, i never saw the accident''