ladylaura Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a f*cking jerk.Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are a pioneer type and think most people are d*ckheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) - You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.Taurus (April 23 - May 22) - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.Gemini (May 23 - June 22) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.Cancer (June 23 - July 22) - You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a sh*t. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherf*ckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your sh*t-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while f*cking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) - You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of sh*t.Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) - You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madnlooney Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Taurus (April 23 - May 22) - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist. that sums me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LITTLE LISA Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are a pioneer type and think most people are d*ckheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a pri*k.yep lol i do piss everyone off lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Man Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 haha innit lisa - im cracking up thats my sign too!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Rumble Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 haha innit lisa - Â im cracking up thats my sign too!!!Ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Man Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Check laura the virgo haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickieB Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) - You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit. niiiice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucymay Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) - You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bit*h. Most Scorpios are murdered. jokes x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LITTLE LISA Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 omg @ scorpios are murdered :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladylaura Posted December 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your sh*t-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while f**cking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. lol i havent got a attitude have i? :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Man Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 no u aint laura Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladylaura Posted December 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 was that a honest reply or sarcastic? i dont think i hav, im nice too every1 till u get on my wrong side which believe me doesnt happen often! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lade_lucie_brixton Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 OMG IM A VIRGO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Larry Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a f**cking jerk. Pissed.For the record im nothing like this.. theve got it all wrongi swear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LITTLE LISA Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 lmfao @ tipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Man Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 lol at tipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lade_lucie_brixton Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 tipper stop ya LIES.....................LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladylaura Posted December 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 lol haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Larry Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 im not a lieryou love me all really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LITTLE LISA Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 mmmmmmmmmmmmmm sure tipper he he he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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