Jubez II

political correctness is a bitch, kids should be punishable by peaedophile.

Thamesmead.

yeah obviously and you can ur sausage torso as the prize in guard dog assault courses... obviously.pft.would be all sausage tbh, I imagine it'd be something like thispink nigga lips look about right

Girls being rude and chatting all loud an sh*t on buses, they're usually fat and ugly like jeez do you really wanna be attracting attention to your hideous visage.

lol @ that courtJudge: "How do you plead"Him: "Innocent your honour"Judge: "What is your musical alias young man"Him: [mumbles]cmurder[/mumbles]Judge: "The defendant must speak up"Him: "C MURDER SYAAN STR8 OUT THE N.O. NEW OLEANS, THEY CYALL ME C-MURDAH, COZ I SEES MURDERS"Judge: *plainface* "....Give this man 30 years and get me an autograph"*bangs gavel*

SmurF took it to a next level with the fandom. nah j/ks imagine this guy drawing girls with his head titled to one side like "yeah I'm the biggest boss that you seen thus far it's ya bwoi ricky ross"

The laws of physics don't count for anything these days.

Swear this is common sense.

Yes.

HILARIOUSyou nazi sh*t

wu tang clan/flintstones protagonist given name.

1:45 onwards is disgusting"obviously the publishing hasn't come through"

thats will smith photoshoppedIT IS?!

c/s + spud - buttsecks = this.Just grow your hair to a suitable length it's not rocket science fam lmao.Was wondering what to do in the meantime, dont want a bifro during the stages.

Yeah it's true Beer is sh*t.Jesusjuice >> ____________

Wikipedia is your friend

cut very deep.

:D:D:lol:

[billion]if this was the 1850's mandem they wouldnt spud methey would kneeeeeeeeeeeeel[/billion]bar was gay already aite ki's open doors keys lock doors.

MusicMoneySex

*mulls*

lol @ the amount of posts in here i've saved with regards to making money.tbh I think bring me in.

Didn't like the preachy tone as I've said before.