Grumpy Old Man

For those who regularly and repeatedly defy the basic ethos of manhood... Part 1: Part 2: CHECK YO NUTS NIGGA!

MacBook Pro 15".

People have got the Terry lads all wrong. Has anyone ever stopped to consider that it is the utmost compliment from a friend to f*ck your wife? Think about it... it says he considers her worthy enough to lay with. I personally think so many people are brainwashed out of independent thinking. If I felt any of your wives or girlfriends were good enough, I would f*ck the sh*t out of them, and expect a Christmas card for it. I'm just saying.

I am not best pleased that Emile Heskey has become an euphemism for a loser. Lest we forget, England play their best when he's in the team. I demand the topic starter edit that post, and adopt better ethos and ideologies. Emile is football's Wesley Snipes. f*ck you, you a**hole. I am not a big fan of Heskey's work, but I understand its general benefit.As far as your question is concerned, why don't you just screw the girl and then tell him? No good has ever come of telling someone why they shouldn't date somebody else, it always has an adverse effect. It's completely absurd that you would need to ask this. Be pro-active... or mind your own damn business.

What a sales pitch! "You stressed babes? Lemme buss in your mouth, you'll feel better."

I've not been able to solve that problem. Your downloaded pack perhaps came with a crack. What I'm trying to avoid though is using Microsoft products with my book. I'd rather stick to Apple for Apple, and Microsoft for Microsoft. You know?

I need the iWork for my book. Do I really have to buy it? Isn't there a place to download it for free? You know, with a "crack" and all that sort of sh*t. Windows-style.

Thanks G.

I'll start with something simple. I've just got a MacBook Pro, and it's the first apple machine I've used as far as computers are concerned. I'd like to extract a .rar file, I just downloaded an album. How do I get applications on my book to run? I downloaded a version of a program that's supposed to extract it, but I have no idea how to actually run the program.

Why wasn't Eric Cantona in this?

Personally speaking Mr. Recycle-Guy (Captain Planet), I think that girl you want actually wants to f*ck you. Mutual friends say she does, she questions you about other damsels you conquer (in tthe spirit of competition), and she wants you to met her new boyfriend - that's not natural. Regardless of whether or not you actually like her or just want to screw her, and regardless of whatever perception of depth anyone might have about her new relationship, I say screw her anyway. Gut her properly. If you decide to keep her, good, it's always wonderful to have a thing with a friend. If you decide you've exhausted your curiosity after a couple of smashes, then so be it. Don't be defensive. It's YOUR world, she's just paying rent in it. Do what your penis wants to do, then think later.

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/6922/nblolonpitch.gif - who fell? I spilled my drink laughing at this.

Slaughterhouse probably joining Shady RecordsBest thing to happen to hiphop for a minute as far as I'm concerned, Slaughterhouse seem to have attracted the interest they deserve. Great album, containing my song of the year "Cut You Loose". I hope to see more.

I've got this, the science is ready. Do like SouljaBoy and tell'em, "holla at him!"

Right... I don't need to like something to recognise it. And f*ck dancing. AND STOP WATCHING THESE STUPID TELEVISION SHOWS, READ A BOOK!

Around. Just a rare commodity. When you see it, do like me and chase them down the streets, streets.

I wouldn't know how far back the term "bounty" goes, nor the context to which its original meaning should've been taken. But currently, it's used in the most defeatist manner. Not only does it feed into the preconceived notion that black people assume a certain degenerative character, but that they also should be (whether or not capable) against the ideology behind adopting cultural attributes that aren't theirs. It envelops successful well-spoken people who assume a certain appearance, regardless of their background or reality, and to accommodate certain society "hype", handpicks who qualifies and who doesn't. There are complaints over the aforementioned notions when portrayed in media, and then complaints over whoever is the antithesis of that notion. I'm African, I know we like to moan... but when it comes to this theme, it disgusts me. It might even stretch to those who date outside their race, it's hilarious. I would've though it was someone who was anti-black, whose very existence is against being black... consciously. It's beyond me that people would persecute successful people whose success came through fighting against prejudice, and setting the platform for a plethora of other black people to come through these avenues to success - for example, Andy Peters, who is pro-black, regardless of how he speaks or looks - and it's just off-point. Until the term (or any other) was used for black people who are actually against being black, I couldn’t embrace it. Some of you are just weird.With that being said, that Big Brother dude seems a little... you know...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8300463.stmMarge gracing Playboy mag coverSimpsons matriarch Marge Simpson is gracing the cover of Playboy magazine, becoming the first cartoon character in the publication's history.The November issue sees Marge posing on a chair with the distinctive Playboy Bunny logo.It marks the 20th anniversary of The Simpsons, viewed as America's most dysfunctional family.The move to put Marge on the cover is an attempt to draw in a younger audience for the soft porn magazine."We knew that this would really appeal to the 20-something crowd," said Playboy spokeswoman Theresa Hennessey.It is not yet know how much of Marge will be on show inside the issue, but "it's very, very racy," said editorial director James Jellinek.He added: "She is a stunning example of the cartoon form."The edition goes on sale in the US on 16 October, but subscribers to the magazine will find their copies have a more traditional live model on the cover.Playboy owner Hugh Hefner is said to be a huge Simpsons fan and appeared in an episode in the early 1990s.

How do you make these flicks work on this forum dudes?

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Oh snap, there's another thread on this. I should read sh*t before I post.