charliechalk

so ur already saying u will have mixed race babies? spleenos Well I don't plan on leaving my fella so unless I have an affair with a white man then yes, I am. Don't be jealous because they won't be yours Jim.

My children could never tell me they're black. They'd get a clip round the ear and sent to my Dads for some reality checks mate.

I always do stuff by myself. You don't see me in town shopping with other people, if you do it's because some c*nt wants me to be all SATC and "do lunch" and all that annoying bollocks. I go cinema by myself, funnily enough on Orane Wednesdays most of the time (how ironic) but only when I want to literally watch something on my own. I go for meals by myself. I don't really care to be honest if you're not comfortable enough in your own skin to sit there and not care if someone thinks your fella hates you or you've got no mates then well... I dunno what to tell you.

Don't bother with the 3 months salary thing because the ACTUAL amount is 1 months salary and there is no point getting a ring for how much it costs, get a pretty ring you know she will like irrespective of how much it costs she will appreciate it.

Did this in the week and got a free HD box and evening calls for free. But I'm on the basic package I don't think all this movies stuff is necessary, I'm tryna keep my unnecessary expenditure down tbh so I'm happy with what I have got,

K. Just off to work in my new car with my engagement ring on and my tuna butty.

p.s. You really need to get off my d*ck and get over it.

Name these people cos I dunno what you're on about... people... enlighten me.

He isn't generally like that, that's why it made me so angry. To be honest I really believe he's trying to fatten me up, I've lost a bit of weight. He keeps trying to feed me, either that or he's gonna eat me and is trying to make me more juicy...

Shut it fat boy.

"Do you want cake baby?""Do you want cake?""Oh my God do you want cake just answer me yes or no""Do you want cake?""DO YOU WANT IT YES OR NO""I'll have it if you want it""Shall we just have half each then""Ok go on"*gets cake, he has one spoonfull*"Don't want it you have it"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You've got like three f*ck*ng hairs why ON EARTH are you doing that don't even bother.Yes I know it is irrelevant to my life but you're being ridiculous. Don't even know why you're pretending you've got hair.

LOLWhy are you laughing at me cos I'm happy.

Me too.

Oh, well I tried.

Seen as I keep wanting to post Anti-Vents at the moment I think it deserves it's own topic.Anti-Vent:Car day tomorrow!!!!!!!!!

I make it with a mixture of salad cream and mayo, much nicer trust me. Abut 70% Mayo 30% SC.

Lol that was funny and I think I love him.

YES.