Project Mayhem

LOOOOL U MADEEEE THIS UP OR THIS IS THE WINNER Bait fake. I'm not sad enough to make something like that up. Unfortunately, it happened.

LOOOOL U MADEEEE THIS UP OR THIS IS THE WINNER I wish I had! Had to sit in there for 10 minutes to make sure she'd definitely left and I didn't have to face her at the sinks. My face still burns up when I remember it.

Haha at some of these. A couple of years back I went into the toilets at the station, walked in at the same time as this woman. Smiled at each other, and went into neighbouring cubicles. Been in there about 20 seconds, when the woman says "hello". So I'm sat there, a bit unsure, but answer, "Hi". Then she says "so how are you?". At this point I was thinking who is this mad woman, but didn't want to seem rude so I said "I'm OK thanks, yourself?" Could have died when she then said: "Hang on mate, I'll talk to you later. Some weirdo in the toilet keeps trying to talk to me over the f*ck*ng wall." Who the hell sits in a public toilet on their mobile?!

Plus you must be googling 'men and horses'. Which is just weird.

You've tried to drag the joke out for too long now. Making a topic on a barely smile worthy post in another thread has resulted in this becoming overkill.

She's probably about 54 and is with some guy called DelroyShut up you d*ckhead c*nt i wasnt even talking to youLOL so she is a Great Grandmother (of sorts) before she has hit 60? Jesus Christ.LOL yea, i quite often have to end up explaining she is my stepnan coz people are like How old is your Grandfather then? Just trying to work out the family dynamics here.

She's probably about 54 and is with some guy called DelroyShut up you d*ckhead c*nt i wasnt even talking to youLOL so she is a Great Grandmother (of sorts) before she has hit 60? Jesus Christ.

Watch them lose against Arsenal? Oh wait....Arsenal didn't finish in the top 2 did they. Silly me, my mistake. I'm working the entire weekend. Fun times.

Your nan has a BB? How old is she?

Nah that was some guy she met after the baby, whilst she was penniless and living in a hostel. Blatantly on the game.

And extremely transparent. Most girls know this is the sign of a guilty conscience (hell, a lot of girls have probably said it themselves)

He sounds like Buddy the Elf

The note at the top of the 1 as it goes down doesn't even look english.

You been to the gym yet today SoCo?

I love tattoos, but that looks vile. Worst bit is she's actually pretty.

Not a lot makes me laugh out loud, but I'm actually crying at that video.

I didn't even know this was happening - I can't wait for it now!Same here, only found out yesterday. Can't wait to see what happens. Apparently Combo's gonna be back (coming home from jail maybe?)Brilliant, I'm looking forward to seeing if his character has changed at all. Is it going to be directed by Shane Meadows still? I'm hoping so, I love his work.

You've failed to point out where I said that it was abnormal.

I can tell you love being the token white girl at these sort of gatherings. LOL Shut up you slag.One of those girls who see having a black boyfriend as some sort of social superiority. Don't worry, I've met your type before.Have you grown up in the countryside or something? I don't understand your logic, how is it abnormal to be with a black man? Do black men not like you or something, did your last man leave you for a white girl?Don't worry love it'll be ok. Please, please quote where I said it was abnormal. I'm pointing out that you are one of those girls who, like I said, thinks having a black boyfriend is some sort of social symbol.

Lol yeah, I remember reading an interview with them where they said it is about practising safe sex. Hence the 'put it on, put it on' (or get) at the end of the lines in the chorus.

I didn't even know this was happening - I can't wait for it now!

I can tell you love being the token white girl at these sort of gatherings. LOL Shut up you slag. One of those girls who see having a black boyfriend as some sort of social superiority. Don't worry, I've met your type before. This weekend I shall be working, and not a lot else. I've started hating Sunday's, I don't know why.

I can tell you love being the token white girl at these sort of gatherings. LOL

Everything has been going really well, then today I've done one thing that has f*cked it all up and, it seems at the moment, sent it all back to square one. So pissed at myself right now.Genuinely think I might have depression issues as well. One minute I'm stupidly happy, the next I can't even get out of bed without effort. I can't find that happy medium.

I love love love this programme. Another classic....sh*t quality but I think you can get the gist of it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SflqPlSQElw&feature=PlayList&p=C889E86572E0A632&playnext=1&index=1