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Just come back from football, looks like ive cracked my ribs. Gonna go hospital in a min.Me and another player, both ran for the ball, n collided with sum force, his elbow cracked me straight inthe ribs. I was seriously winded. Couldnt breath for like 5 mins, fort i puntured a lung.Then i started to black out. Cuz lack of oxygen to the brain, then my legs went like jelly.Ive never paniced so much! But now my ribs are f*cking killing.I swear, its the worst feelin when u cant breath! I sh*t myself! lol

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I remember when me and my mate were sword fighting with logs and I looked the other way and he completly smashed my stomach to sh*t. Internal bleeding and everything.

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I remember when me and my mate were sword fighting with logs and I looked the other way and he completly smashed my stomach to sh*t. Internal bleeding and everything.
You sure know how to have fun.
I know you are being sarcastic but I really do. I invented a game called get tied up and flung in the back of a lorry. What you do is tie yourself up (it is more fun with another person) and get into the back of a relatives lorry. Then have him drive round really fast. My uncle took me and my cousin round some roundabouts and sh*t it was hilarious.
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I remember when me and my mate were sword fighting with logs and I looked the other way and he completly smashed my stomach to sh*t. Internal bleeding and everything.
You sure know how to have fun.
I know you are being sarcastic but I really do. I invented a game called get tied up and flung in the back of a lorry. What you do is tie yourself up (it is more fun with another person) and get into the back of a relatives lorry. Then have him drive round really fast. My uncle took me and my cousin round some roundabouts and sh*t it was hilarious.
lol ur not serious?!
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