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im quite hairy myself so obv i want a girl whos genes is less hairy to give any kids a fighting chance up in thisso wen i met my exs dad i couldnt wait to tear open his shirt to see if he was packing that brillo pillowit suddenly occured that it might seem weird or homo so i said dnt watch that im a doctor and put my ear to his heart saying i thought i heard a murmurmy girl says you are not a doctor i said surprise honey but it didnt washbut the guy had a very hairy chestplate so i felt no way wen she broke up with me moments later via text messagebut hey its survival of the fittest out here init
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im quite hairy myself so obv i want a girl whos genes is less hairy to give any kids a fighting chance up in thisso wen i met my exs dad i couldnt wait to tear open his shirt to see if he was packing that brillo pillowit suddenly occured that it might seem weird or homo so i said dnt watch that im a doctor and put my ear to his heart saying i thought i heard a murmurmy girl says you are not a doctor i said surprise honey but it didnt washbut the guy had a very hairy chestplate so i felt no way wen she broke up with me moments later via text messagebut hey its survival of the fittest out here init
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LOL Just read this again...hes twisted!
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