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Same. I'm guessin you, like me, didn't actually ever make any effort to get on it... Just assumed one day I'd be asked if I'd like to.

The fact is that sharks don't attack unless they're threatened or hungry etc. and they don't usually eat humans. I still wouldn't do it though.

LMAO!

Also, how can you have a wife and not have had sex in a while!? Is she rationing you or suttin?

She told me in the text after but I'm not satisfied. Not sure if I believe her. She has sket tendencies. She said to me the other day about 10 minutes after we've finished f*cking (you know man is really real for like 15 minutes after), "What's gonna happen when you go uni? Like if you hear from your mates that I got with someone else, will you be mad?"I musta buss up laughing and told her I wouldn't care. The way it came out it sounded harsh but she didn't even mind, she just said "cool."

f*ck, that reminds me. Some promoter in Birmingham owes me ã20. About he's gonna have Wiley performing in two weeks.

What happens when it bites you and your adrenaline spurts out of your veins into the water... Then what!?

Should allow the man his thing... Now is not the time to be pushing users away.

Not even in a cage.I would prefer to do something stupid like that with a land beast.

EkseptionalEksEks.

The lack of adverts is one of the best things. f*cking pop ups used to drive me NUTS.

Lol you could never beat us 3-1. Never.

I swear the other day you were saying you were gonna get evil to bitches.Make up your mind you prick. You're more confused than John-Paul.

Hello there Matt... Watch any football today?

Someone asks if he can have a tin of my beans and he'll buy some for me later. I'm thinking I've got 3 ting left and I get home NEEDING beans on toast and in fact I had one tin left and he's used it.

I just wanna see it.

They can't do that. If it's cancelled I swear they can't do that.You should have just called them though because they would have postponed it surely?

Don't you just hate it when someone uses something up, like milk (or chocolate ice cream), and leaves a ridiculously small amount for you! Worse still when they do it, then watch you pour your cereal, and open the fridge. Then tell you that there's no milk when you pick up the stupidly light carton.

That's because in Nigeria they don't have email. They have a messenger boy and a goat. That's why you received it a day later.i think your gettin confused with ghaniansf*ck was that? Was that supposed to be a reply!?Man should bust your head with some of your hard tasteless Nigerian chicken.LOOOOL alie thoi seen dem cook it, jus boil it wiv baaare onion an garlic an stick it in the ovenHad some at my friend's mum's birthday party. He saw my face all twisted up when I bit it, he's like "Nah man, it's supposed to be like that. That's how we do it."

Hi Lofa. How are you?

I heard the official date is now:20th NevuaryLMFAOMan is on a giant pisstake though. I definitely ain't buying it.

If I wanted to listen to that kind of music I would listen to it on beats that suit it. There's nothing hype about him and grime music is hype music.

I never get mine early. Ever. No point in checking.I need that dough though.

Whoa... Sorry, it's WAY too long. You can't even save the pictures off there you have to print screen and crop. And there's bare fakes.