Illusion

It's all P. When you've got that much P you can do whatever you want. Just depends if you want it live like that, and if you're ok with the P making you a bit mental.

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3.38 Manos: "I.... I.. haven't done anything"

It's from a show called "Blood, Sweat and Takeaways" shown on BBC3 a few years ago. Here's the Daily Mail's take on the above episode: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1181313/Blood-Sweat-And-Takeaways-Fancy-tuna-sandwich-Youll-kill-first.html

I bet Olu got beats when his mum saw the footage

Loooollll what show was that?! Too many quotables I'M A NICE GUY YEAH YOU ARE A NICE GUY OLU

Clapham isn't hipster, it's just full of graduates that move to London to work shit jobs in PR or marketing that pay fuck all money. Not sure if they are worse than the hipsters

Just read the entire topic. My face is genuinely hurting

semi SFW Ahhhh fuckin hell

Piers is a weird one. Genuinely think he's one of those guys that has no common sense. Remember why he got sacked from the daily mirror

Short hair is a big turn off for me. Each to their own and that.

Dr David Kelly. Tell me EXACTLY what happened

This guy

You man going on about pagan activities need to lighten up.

Actually quite like this. Probs cos I have no idea what he's saying. Needs to play up on the French thing more. The pallets full of Euros was a good look. Needs to get some Baguettes and stripey tops in there. And some garlic. Leave the snails out tho, thats to bait.

Lads Lads Lads Back in the d when I was at uni, one of my boys (geezer from Stoke into Indie music) was saying that grime music was terrible. I was like "Nah it isn't all shouting and dumb lyrics, there are actually some really skillfull producers" and played him Gype Riddim. He loved it and demanded I send it to him. Fast forward to today and he's living in Australia. Have now just sent him this video. His reaction: [12:16:59] : oh my bod [12:17:01] : *god [12:18:17] : that blokes a legend [12:18:44] : I WOULD BE INCLINED TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY [12:19:38] : WOMEN [12:19:43] : I'M INTO THEM [12:28:59] : thats the best video i have seen for some time [12:29:42] : the girls tonight are going to be all ove rmy plums [12:31:22] : i have laughed so much my chest hurts [12:31:22] : lol [12:32:25] : I WAS READY TO TAP THAT [12:35:52] : i can tell i've been away [12:35:59] : some people are so linear [12:36:12] : thats why he's funny [12:36:17] : he's got a bit about him

This basically. I know plenty of black professionals with serious jobs. I think Chuka's point probably relates to a wider issue with society. Why do so many people of varying colours think that each colour should act / behave a certain way? Well, I think it boils down to identity issues. I think insecure people with shitty parents deffo watched MTV base growing up and took it as a template for their life. Simple fact is everyone is an individual and is different. How many of you have been abused (e.g. called a coconut) for going against what the worst stereotype of your race? Be honest. I blame the parents for these stereotypes existing. Whilst you can't control the way society is going to try to stereotype your children, you can surely do your best to stop them becoming that stereotype.

Anyone been secrets in Blammersmith?

https://twitter.com/OneRealB/status/394769757356183553/photo/1

Looks like a bad day for VW Polos

WOULD THE OWNER OF A DARK BLUE VW POLO, REGISTRATION PLATE: LL09LTA PLEASE COME TO CUSTOMER SERVICES YOUR CAR IS FUCKED

Nothing at all in the West Mids. I slept like a baby

BRUV... HE DIDNT EVEN STRAIN THE RICE... AND GET RID OF ALL THAT EXCESS CLOUDY WATER... HE JUST DASHED CHICKEN IN WID DA RICETHESE WHITE PEOPLE MY GOSH DEN DAS GONA BE ON THE MENU IN MARCO PIERRE WHITES RESTAURANT AND THE WHITES WILL LAPP IT UP THIS IS A THING? PEOPLE DONT WASH RICE?

Suck on a chung ting's tits?errr allow ithow many other sleazy guys have left saliva on her skin Does that go through your mind everytime you bang a girl? You know I'm right. When you're balls deep are you like "yeah I wonder how many guys have creampie'd this?" Come on fam Chicks in strip clubs have let every man that night suck the titty before u Chick ur linking has hopefully had a bath since her last sexual encounter. OK my example was a little extreme. However I still have no issues with sucking a strippers tits. Not experienced nipples tasting like Stella though