Lofa

This kinda thing has been going on for a while...Pure kink.I remember when people use to go missing. Literally. See them a week later with no shoes on walking back from Wales.

yum yums is deadTanyas saltfish dumplings.

It is the St.Martins of the Economics world.

Cry cry cry.I hate everything.

I love Bay.

Most of these girls are filth.

..She is my friend...She is just intellectually challenged.

I just do not understand people.I am trying to change up my job.I ask a favour of my friend.'Could you please forward me ____ email address so I can contact her about any job opportuinities'Why then, would you forward me this womans postal address and house number.I cannot contact her this way, it would be like I am some creepy stalking work driven individual.Me- 'Oh thanks, I got your email but I think you misunderstood, I would like her email address'Friend-'Why?'Me- '..Well..this way I could present my cover letter and CV and to be honest I do not feel comfortable ringing her, especially at home!'Friend- 'Just send your cover letter and CV to her postal address'What?!!!

I have become obsessed with this dress.

Only go by train if you are booking well in advance or have a young persons railcard.Megabus is always cheap and goes to lots of different cities.

Heard about this.NO NO NO.

I love moments like this. Got me feeling like Will Smith in Pursuit Of Happyness.

It wasn't the right time. Don't worry Ella. A great opportunity will present itself again. Absoultely pessed.Mario is the promised land./Everything happens for a reason. No truer words.

THIS.Note: Random model in picture.

You loved that sh*t.

New tune for Cheryl Cole. Lost it. What has she been smoking?

For me, if I think he has potential, not much gets said until i secure him.Nothing worse than hyping someone up and then you find out they are sh*t.

And (again) where the f*ck is Natalie with the Sally Hansen info?!

TEN INCHES.ARE YOU SURE.TEN INCHES.

Where the f*ck is Natalie with the Sally Hansen info?!!!!!!!

Getting my millimetre trim on Thursday.I need to stop GHDing my hair.Samuel the hairdresser is going to kill me when he is presented with my spilt ends.

I hate it when you miss a call and the person starts getting moany about it.If you really wanted/needed to get through to me, you would have called twice.

Seen.TrustSkeen.

Jeggings.I find them more versatile.

Yes.They have been doing it for a while now.