ShowermanSamuel

Many a Friday night go's like this. After work I get busy and forget to eat before hittin a spot, often forget. I end up in a mess cradling a bottle with red eyes and a whip I gotta somehow drive home.

Boy thread has got heated.We all start somewhere, Dan Early had an illegal paperound at the age of 12 to stack that £12 a week to spend on ciggarettes and my first tens of thai weed. Dun know I got headhunted by a competing newsagent for a similar route on £14 a week. It's aboutmaking urself valued... Dont think I werent coming in on weekends at crack of dawn to put the supplememnts in the sunday papers for my extra £2 a week and helpin myself to a mars drink. The figures are dumb but back then paper was.. I mean coin was coin.Retail HAS to be done at some point, my stint was in Sainsburys on the rassclart fruit and veg section graveyard shift, then some suitcase shop for below minimum wage. Its never suttin u shoudl aim to do for more than six months so you got suttin to put on ur CV before you take flight into the corporate world to earn some real p tho. AIM HIGH BROTHERS AND SISTERS.As for the birthday pizza ting, I woulda been cool with her from go. I make no enemies in work, never know when they can run u a favour. She woulda offered ME two slices before anyone else got a look in.

Her name weren't Sarah was it?Boy oldest... I dunno its out of three. One ting I lashed in New York was late thirties, as was one ting I lashed in Spain last year. I do well overseas with the mature locals it seems. And one manager at my old work was 38 when I spat that 20 yr old game in her ear.Freakiest... Flip between two. My ex, Dominican, tiny waist prob about 5'2. From bradford so she had some mad accent. Used to while out and say all sorts of mad sh*t to me during sex.One link from last year prob took the biscuit though. Half irish half jamiacan, bit of meat but not big and the largest chest I'd seen (till my current regular) pierced nipples, clit, tongue. Wanted to get the ting in the kitchen, in the bathroom, in the car park, on the landing. And she gave me the SICKEST head while I drove back from one dance in Essex whilst changing gears for me on the M25 allllllll the way home. Shame she turned out to have psychotic tendencies. Lightest and prob smallest was I think the only one night stand I ever had. Some asian ting from Uxbridge sides. I don't remember much it was the maddest night where I hit four parties (drew her at number 2 and she followed to the other two. Took her to mine, beat, then dropped her home.

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Nah I live more than close enough to have all the benefits of living within, at the same time avoiding the negatives it also brings.By negatives I mean over saturated markets, youngers on nonsense in my community, shootings etc.By positives I can be in central in 20 mins by car or rail, i have the best transport links by road and rail to the rest of the uk and easy acces to all three main london airports by travelling along one or two motorways.I could happily have an 0208 or 0207 postcode and be bless tho. I just like my comfort zone for residence right now.

Owwwwww 200 CD's dropped on the roads of Bristol on Friday

lol pissed. I just coma back from Cuba and I won't lie they weren't all that. Them guys throw the whole mint twig in.You can get deep ones over in the UK if you go to the right places.

Some cocktails can run for the mandem.Mojito or a cuba libre ftw as long as its got that Havana 7 in the mix.Also I can't front like a Pina Colada don't taste the boom lick.

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I still see this. I always wonder if they have a stop watch on the time each of them is allowed to walk round holding the bottle. :lol: :lol: What's worse is they all roll around the club together so it's obvious they had to go...eighths .Shits embarrasing. And Moet taste like sh*t!My nights become wicked an bad if I see LPR behind the bar, that curvy stumpy bottle contains a lot of vibes.

Wow. He went IN.I've had nights out like this. In LDN, New York and Peurto Banus.Understand that was probably company money and not out his own pocket. Even the richest guy with the biggest bank balance is gonna be shrewd and negotiate on that tip. Its the opposite when ur bunnin the company expenses.In Banus one supplier ordered a methuselah of suttin, it was about 9000 Euro's - Bottle came, who club was on a hype to our table. It was embarrassing tbh cos I like to roll nice and humble. Popped the bottle and my man sent it back cos it was corked and they had to pop another one. Club musta been pissed.The generalisation that all who do this are scum is nonsense. You just sound like ur pissed cos its not you - And its not just city traders that are splurging like this, thats the media fooling you.ANYONE can do my job and cake directly in their wages or thru hook ups like suppliers taking you places.

The way my current wifey in training found some home made zorn of me and two different ex's on my PC while I was out ravin on Saturday.True I hadn't even hid it so no slippage on my part.She wasn't even pissed at the time, more worried I'd hot her for invading privacy.My lock-them-down skills >>>>>>>> ___________________

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Honestly, change from pre pay to monthly bills and it will come down.And my ground rent and service charge comes to like £2k so its not all sweet like chocolate

NO GAS?!How do you heat your yard, cook your food and power everything for £60i need what u got bredrinI dunno fam.. 2 build new build with double glazing. I pay service charge and ground rent which covers water and heating it. Radiators are elctric as is the oven.I get free heat from the flat downstairs cos it rises up, I only have the heating on like three months of the year.Tbh not looking fwd to a meter reading.

Those prepay things BUMP you. When I lived with my ex I'd get up in the morning to a cold shower or the yard would blackout while I'm playin Xbox in the middle of the night.I'm on EDF bills, switch from Eon a few months back.By myself £60 a month and I leave everything on all the time and the heating is on all morning and all night.No gas in my flat.

Sneezed and buss the entire windscreen with the forehead/Forgot to pay the congestion charge.Suttin REAL serious like that.Gave him AIDS ftw tbh

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Just touched this. Owwwwwwwwwwwww too much gal. Over ram and hot. I'm finished.

Oh my, them ones where he locked the doors so she couldnt duss.She got worked.RIP Chris's career.

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