Blueprint

LMFAO!..stillIts not about catchin feeling over a gurl, Some gurls are rude, but u need to just dust yah shoulder.Have never really been in the situation b4, maybe cuz I wait for the greenlight.. In this way I loose out on alot, Its not really my nature to chase consistent air pie. I belive regardless of who you are u can get thru any woman u want, Every woman as a unique defense mechanism.and a default formular for gettin thru it exists..It has to exist.Come like this is Hitch Some dudes are just way too ugly. They can have all the game in the world but they still aint hitting those 9's and 10's

Timberlands just aint needed when your over 6 foot.THE footwear for the smaller man.

Black Bellick ahahahahaaha

No doubt it can be done your talking to the master here.Still them sibling sarges are deep.

Chirpsin a chick when shes with her brother is even bigger boyment IMO

Wondered why he always wears a hat

Yeah thats f*cked up when you're out with an attractive female friend and a guy tries to approach her cos1) It looks like you're a couple and hes trying to take the piss by approachingor2) Looks like you wanna bang her but you're friend zoned in which case hes taking an even bigger pisstake by still doing it

Yeah or you could just put your phone in her hands and tell her to tap it in...

A lot of the time its all in the eyes. They got that hoe-ish gaze.

Dunno about y'all but im being buried in one them pharoah's tombs made out of PLATINUM gonna have it sprayed with the freshest aftershave every couple of weeks to keep my corpse smelling nice and frisky.

I'll save you the hassle and ill do it myself.hehehhewow you got an iddy biddy waste and big ass hips just how i like em mmmmm

you think betting is childish fairplay to you but it aint for ratings stillFor money?This makes you a prostitute still.

Anybody got a product key i can use for vista office?

Yup

You need to act out one of her fantasies. No matter what it is. Then after you should say "baby, i got a fantasy of my own that id love you to help me fulfill". She will be excited by the prospect and be eager to do it for you and then you tell her that cos shes so sexy you wanna participate in a threesome because seeing her being embraced by another woman would be the ultimate turn on for you. Trust me she'll buy this. Then you just gotta find 1 of her friends or one of yours that is willing, let her pick just make sure it aint some fat ugly bitch. And then when ya'll in bed you can tap both them asses just make sure you pay more attention to your girl.The pimpin' never stops.p.s due to legal reasons i need to warn you that after participating in a threesome it is often known that your partner could develop lesbian desires. This is good and all long as you aint the jealous type.

Funny you should ask lil homie.Richard Branson is working on being the first company to offer space travel. This will be offered at an affordable price (basically a 2 week holiday in Malia) and will be available in the next 15 years. Assuming you aint 80 years old you should be OK.

And by the way dont treat girls like sh*t. You then just become part of the cycle. Believe it or not there are good girls out there that are looking for an emotional connection with a guy and it'll be them kind of good girls you end up hurting and treating bad.Dont take all girls for some 14 year old school kids. The badboy offers drama, excitement and masculinity which the sweetboy doesnt. Like it was mentioned before the gentleman/alpha male offers these characteristics and much more and thats why in the films its the George Clooney gentleman characters that always get the p*ssy.I think most guys hate the "women love badboys" thing because they realise that these badboys that women go for are little fake boys who aint man enough to actually make something of themselves.

Listen, sex is 60-40 in a relationship.

All Im gonna say is what she dont know wont hurt.

I would reply "Yeah, we hooked up " and leave it at that.

I have no sympathy for you. You took some bitch out to dinner and a gay little romantic walk when she was just a "link". Let me let you in on some valuable information son.Your link wanted to be bent over and f*cked til her voice echoed through the walls. She wanted to be sexually stimulated and excited. She wanted you to be dangerous and spontaneous.Ya boy Bluey had his heartbroken when he was 14. She was 15. I did everything for this girl and that was the problem. I was an emotionally wet tampon that wasnt challenging and I found out she was getting off with this 16 year old behind my back who treated her like dirt however he had what she wanted which was the excitement factor. Y'all remember that scene in Hitch where he catches the chick hes mad about with another guy? Thats how I felt.You are me when I was 14. Man the f*ck up son. Take control of your woman, bend her over the bathroom sink and f*ck her til she loves you. Then you can do your romantic walks and gay dinners they will work as long as she knows you're a sexually aggressive primitive pimp in the bedroom. Sex makes up over 50 percent of a relationship.Hope my advice helped.

The Bamboo stick

Soon people will complain that they have to wipe their own ass after using a public restroom.Today on the bus I witnessed a 15 year old girl talk (brag) about her 2nd kid on the way. This boy that got on the bus who she knew looked about 17 and was talking about his 2 kids aswell. I felt like Jeremy Kyle watching 2 scroungers who are gonna live off benefits and OD by 21. This is where our country have failed.