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Ankle Murda

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  1. Only buy creps and jeans online.Llow taking the risk with other items, not like I can try them.
  2. Apparently his teachers were trying to get him into it, but he just wanted to do Judo.He fights in teh heavyweight catergory which is 100kg+.That guy's punch must weigh a ton. Nuff haymakers.LOLBut I could swear Judo is strictly a grappling sport.But still, that's how I was when I was younger, my PE teacher and others encouraged me to play b-ball, but I was too into football, when I was in year 7 I was the best keeper in the year, I got bored of that and tried playing outfield, I was crap but I still liked it.f*ckIN ELL MAN, THE f*ck WAS I THINKING?!! *Bangs head on the wall*.There was another tall Nigerian brudda in ends (2 years older than me) who is like 6'10'', and he wanted to play football, as a WINGER :blink: .Some sports just ain't for tall people lol. Your right.LMAOBut bruv, even if man bangs in like 50 goals a year, football is just not a tall man's game.
  3. LOLYou're Black init?! When they see Larry-looking tall nerdy white bruddas they don't say sh*t, only to Blacks and Eastern Europeans.
  4. THANK YOU!!!!Trust, watch when I actually learn how to do this scam ting, then I'll scam all you bastards and all those other fools who keep using them jokes against me.
  5. Apparently his teachers were trying to get him into it, but he just wanted to do Judo.He fights in teh heavyweight catergory which is 100kg+.That guy's punch must weigh a ton. Nuff haymakers.LOLBut I could swear Judo is strictly a grappling sport.But still, that's how I was when I was younger, my PE teacher and others encouraged me to play b-ball, but I was too into football, when I was in year 7 I was the best keeper in the year, I got bored of that and tried playing outfield, I was crap but I still liked it.f*ckIN ELL MAN, THE f*ck WAS I THINKING?!! *Bangs head on the wall*.There was another tall Nigerian brudda in ends (2 years older than me) who is like 6'10'', and he wanted to play football, as a WINGER :blink: .Some sports just ain't for tall people lol.
  6. Should be playing b-ball tbh
  7. Ankle Murda

    Baby names

    tbhWHAT??I don't know ONE Black guy with that name, I just picture someone with a curly moustache, wearing a suit, bowler hat and carrying an umbrella.LOL Come on Naija sound it out, the name is certified!Disclaimer: I will not be naming any of my seeds the above name.LOLIt also rhymes with something they could tease him with though.
  8. Ankle Murda

    Baby names

    tbhWHAT??I don't know ONE Black guy with that name, I just picture someone with a curly moustache, wearing a suit, bowler hat and carrying an umbrella.
  9. LMAO ''You gangbanging on bacon?''Absolutely agree with you though. HAHAHA...HAH....HAHAHAfsfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsfsfsdfsdfsdfsdfdsfsdfLegendary, had that on my phone years ago, never got old, the way it just switched Hahahahaha, just watched that!!LMFAO at the way guys are lifting stuff as if they're gonna swing, then thinking twice and swinging at air.*Struggles to settle down*........And then the way just it pulls all three of them at the end :rofl:
  10. LMAO ''You gangbanging on bacon?''Absolutely agree with you though. HAHAHA...HAH....HAHAHAfsfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsfsfsdfsdfsdfsdfdsfsdfLegendary, had that on my phone years ago, never got old, the way it just switched
  11. Kwasia meniamuchehRebore Naijas
  12. LMAO AlieCome like the queue at the JobCentre
  13. Bruv, it's a fair statement.Lets move on...Lmao... C/S TBH.Knew you were gonna comment, Adwoah
  14. They're not offbeat, they're white
  15. Don't turn it on again, just go somewhere and have someone sort it out
  16. He knows what he's doing.People should learn from this. C/S, hold tight...Nas&Mos DefBANG, THATS IT!!!! Let's not forget that superhead bitch.LOL@ People thinking he's lost it, some people ain't streetsmart.He got it, spot on.
  17. lmfaojustlmfaoShetep.He's my age. Born in ecuador. LOL@ you not realising why we're laughingLlow me man. lol
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