Zizouz

People on here were right, violence with a housemate was never the answer. Stupid bitch has to go though. Over heard a conversation she was having in the kitchen, her dad is very sick; he's in France. She only gets to see him through Skype. Also, she was keeping a bird in her room(heard some fucked up squawking). The tenancy agreement allows no such thing. Knocked on her door with a smile on my face and told her the great news Couple days later, I was playing tennis, her man saw me in the park on the court; THE GUY THOUGHT I WAS SLIPPIN Won't even lie, many people have told me that I give off a demeanor of 'lost in my own world' But this guy is like 5'8 and thought he was in the dominant position After said confrontation (don't want to get into it) I am no longer allowed on the courts and my racket got busted(the times I missed his body and smacked it on the floor), but he has learnt from it and never returned to my house again, and if he did, he wouldn't leave in the same condition, fucking p*ssy Was now feeling no mercy towards anyone, regardless of size or gender. Bitch did her online shopping and I answered the door. Signed for her delivery under her boyfriends name on that pad thing. Took the box upstairs. She bought an ebook reader. lol took it, swapped it for an mp5 with a friend (told him to keep it away from me) and removed all evidence of the delivery. She said and did nothing about it I assume because its been a week now. My other housemate has gone home for a week, which leaves just me and her. Feeling paranoid that she'll try pin some rape charge on me or some shit. But I digress. The router settings show the active computers on the system. This bitch knows nothing about computers so I took note of the 4 MAC addresses that had been on. My laptop, my xbox, my ps3 which left only her laptop I assume. I put her on the deny list. She has had no internet to talk to and see her dear old daddy for the past 2 days. She kept pulling the plug out and that changed nothing. She than called the landlord who came and check what's up. He used his phone and it worked lol. He asked me if mine is fine and I said yes. He then turned to her and told her that her laptop's the problem. Having a great day, plus loan dropped, and I'm starting uni tomorrow

have calmed down since told my friend (who was out yesterday during it all) about it this morning he hasn't laughed so hard in a while we go downstairs milk gone cupboard is wide open all I can do is smile backhands leave no marks right?

lol evans

fuck if only lavezzi scored

Stupid bitch Caught her in the kitchen Me: You touched my food, this happened to me before, I stopped buying food and lived off theirs. You're going to get the same treatment. Her: I didn't touch you food. . . but cool. Tell me where you keep your food This shit set me off, fucking admission of guilt right there, right there the fucking discussion is over She tried to stand in my way but she got knocked over I emptied anything of value from her cupboard went into the garden and threw it over the wall to some flats behind the house (kept the fairy cakes and bag of maltesers) What I can only assume is her boyfriend comes out into the garden acting like I'm going to listen to him. Prick tries to tell me to calm down, somehow he knows that 'it's only ice cream', what the fuck it's MY ice cream He's then trying to tell me to stop throwing shit away and has to audacity to tell me to apologise. Then and there I tell him 'she's lucky this is all I'm doing, fall back to your whore' She calls his name then starts walking away back to the kitchen mumbling and she's at the door. but then says to him 'quick come in come in' He runs back inside and I'm thinking They LOCK THE FUCKING GARDEN DOOR Had to use the side entrance, to leave, luckily had my front door key. Before I open the door to get in I can hear them in the kitchen laughing their heads off. Saw red Locked the door behind me in every way. Turned my attention to them both, suddenly they go quiet Walk right into kitchen Didn't touch her, screamed in her face though, 'you touch my food and I'll fucking kill you' Guy steps in 'don't talk to her like that again' Pushed the little prick over and asked him to try step into my space again Quiet as a fucking mouse Funny how people shrink when they are on their ones Situation felt handled Been a long summer where I've had to take shit in my stride but this skinny bitch broke the camels back. Told her again 'don't ever ever expect me to pay your way' Her man gets up acting like he was going to do something then starts swearing and walks her into her room Think she had started crying Fucking victory, may have been against a whore but don't fucking care been a hard summer I'm left with minus an ice cream but now I've got some cakes and chocolate She is i for a year she will never forget Time for the some CL

i know this stick bitch has stolen my food and who the fuck steals a WHOLE tub of ice cream stupid whore don't even give me something nice to look at, how dare she expect me to feed her fuck passive aggressiveness, don't care if it's a woman, equality is going to be a bitch

some don't use contraception or get their parts snipped

can see time wasting being even more easy on this any random playing how Barcelona do in real life thinking they're accomplished positive is that manual players get more time on the ball

don't be a fool taking pride in yourself and your actions as a man would mean accepting a dry d*ck for the night and not sleeping on the floor to please your girl as a man you should have not accepted such stipulations but without pride in yourself you demeaned yourself for a vagina you demeaned yourself so you could ejaculate in said vagina you let said vagina rule over you you worshiped the vagina

doubt I'll ever understand the inner workings of a man with no pride all the best on your escapades

gudjohnson & hasslebaink

hoping manual on the 360 controller feels the same but I'm liking what I've read about pressurising

Bendtnar assist

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAK Sturridge's goal>>>>>>>>

mata playing a free role

http://www.footballstreaming.info/streams/todays-links/

trust, all the characteristic of a pseudo-scientist

good luck / astrid on the adnroid>>>>> getting more done in a couple hours than would do in a couple days next on the list is to research my preferred future role and tailor myself to it become a NE-CES-SITY!!!

you weren't cold to be honestwomen do that sh*t to a desperate fool all the timethere are no victims in this story only a winner and a loser

pedoantic

if girls = whoresthanwhores = girlscan just call them girls and be satisfiede.g stupid girl, silly girl, every girl who uses an implant is a girl

Lucio's a c*nt

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