smelly feet

eating 'I can't Believe it's not Butter' with a spoon, only a couple of spoonfuls in one sitting though, any more and it's a bit sickly. nose picking. going on chat roulette naked.

Seriously though is it someone from here? I feel I need to acquaint myself with the gossip and going ons in here. I need to know everything about everyone, so I can really feel like I'm a part of this place.

Ask the Lieutenant

I just had to Google 'Booker T' to understand what the references were about. I guess they look like they could be siblings or such like.

She needs to remove those ridiculous implants and seek help for the cottage cheese growing on her ass and thighs.

...impregnated Kurious?

Yeah, it's very modest isn't it. Don't hold back, Kurious, say how you really feel!

How do you know it was actually jizz and not baby lotion or whatnot?

I wasn't here back in the good ole days and whatnot but, how did you have those old pics? You saved them on your hard drive or what? Are you one of them crazy people?

Has Piri died yet?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Why is that funny??!

Yeah, they do: http://www.seriouseats.com/2012/08/mcdonalds-does-the-wing-thing-and-guess-what.html

Is Kurious Brazilian?

who dah Spaniels ears! Face could be nice but expression like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Raaaa...now I know why Kurious is so loved on here! Always wondered what she looked like. Very pretty and feminine face - Kim K ain't got sh*t on her, quite frankly. So wha...Kurious you preggers now yeah?

How can anyone enjoy their steak well done? It's all chewy and sh*t.

Medium rare. Gaucho ftw!

I had some really old marshmallows that were kinda sticking together, some stale pringles, some lollies that have been knocking about in the kitchen, f*ck know where they came from...sot the TrickOrTreaters have been useful for taking my unwanted cupboard items, not gonna lie. They weren't getting my damn Harribo though, no way!

I have been here a short while, forgot to introduce myself though. Anyway, hello. Nice to be on board.

Anyone talent spotting tonight? Women on the beach look a bit crusty but it's only 15 mins in, so might still give it a chance...

No offence but...it's f*ck*ng hideous!

Casa Rosso live sex show...jokes!

Nah he was lame. It's all about the OLD AFRICAN SAYING!

And look how you'll risk getting your Somali-ass getting thrown into prison (or at least a black mark on your credit score) for the sake of not paying a measly £110. Fool. Why should I pay £110 upfront surely paying a monthly direct debit is a more feasible solution. As for using such retric as fool when addressing me is not pleasent and I am sure you don't talk to strangers in the flesh like that because if that is the case I am sure you would have a nice chelsea smile across your chevy chase padre. Internet bad guys these days You saying I wouldn't have the guts to insult a complete stranger in the flesh? Whaddya take me for? Of COURSE I wouldn't! I like my body without stab wounds thank you.

Piri, the Indian girl, does she have special needs? She sounds (and acts) a bit...er, slow?