When i started uni i was kinda strategic when it came to girls. I thought that i would allow the uni girls so i'm not that bait guy and go for the locals.
Met one lighty, she was 6/7 out of 10 slim athletic body aspiring model but her face didn't match with the body.
Cut the long story short, took her out to some shisha bar but in the back of my mind i noticed her armpits were not on point but i still took her back and beat.
Although she stank the p*ssy was good and i thought well maybe she'll fix up if i link her the next time.
A week later invite her over, so i can beat. So i gave her 6 hours notice, hoping she'll have time to fix up.
She came over and took off her shoes..
Boi.. i was in absolute shock not only her feet were in a bad state, but she still had the same stench, i gave her some clean socks to wear, had to gas and tell her that something was wrong with the carpet. Gave her a clean t-shirt so she could get "Comfortable" . Anywhoo i did my deed and sent her home and febreezed my bed and burnt her bra that she left in my room (by the way why do chicks like to leave their clothes all over your crib? f*cking annoying)