the official come thru and buss joke thread

[skankin' out]

so i heard colin macrae's wife left northern rock and joined scottish widows........add your own

[Maxxx]

* waits for some1 to cum with the bait google searched jokes lol *what do u call a paki in between to houses?Ally no racist

[DINKY]

what do u call a deer with no eyes?No I Deer

[McLovin' Jones]

Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side.....

[Ego]

im laughing i really am. . .

[Guest Vegeta]

[Maxxx]

what worst than MJ babysitting your kids?Mccans taking them on holiday

[skankin' out]

* waits for some1 to cum with the bait google searched jokes lol *what do u call a paki in between to houses?Ally no racist

lmfao i remember when i first heard thiswhat do you call a muslin that takes a bath?asif

[Lord Have-mercy]

What have Wacko Jacko and Colin McCrea got in common?They both had five year olds go down in thier chopper... *Please forgive me, i dont wanna go to hell*

[Guest haze-e]

LOL.

[the_one]

Knock Knock whos there?MisbahMisbah who?Misbah 5 runs!!(cricket ting, india vs pakistan).

[Maxxx]

I know some deep jokes but i can't be f*ckdd to type dem

[Ella]

you guys are raw-Macrae's wife and maddy mccan

[O.Man]

KNOCK KNOCKWHOS THEREYOUR SHOTTACOME IN BLAD

[DINKY]

What have Madeleine McCann and the England football team got in common?They've both been winked at and f*cked over by a portugese c*nt.

[O.Man]

What have Madeleine McCann and the England football team got in common?They've both been winked at and f*cked over by a portugese c*nt.

f*ckIN HELL

[the_one]

What have Madeleine McCann and the England football team got in common?They've both been winked at and f*cked over by a portugese c*nt.

f*ckIN HELL

I refrain from laughing.

[Guest haze-e]

What have Madeleine McCann and the England football team got in common?They've both been winked at and f*cked over by a portugese c*nt.

f*ckIN HELL

Looooooooooooooooooool. DeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepAnd it made me picture Christiano Ronaldo winking at Maddy.LAMOLMAOLMAOLMAOLAMO

[BATTY BOY BUM BANDIT]

Whats the difference between Madeleine and Lewis Hamliton.Nothing. Theyve both got AIDS

[DINKY]

Gerry walks into Maddies room."Is that cuddle cat in your pocket?" She said. "Or are you just going to rape me again?"What have the parents of Madeleine McCann and Rhys Jones got in common?They both know where their dead child is buried.Liverpool bars have responded to the death of Rhys Jones by launching a commemorative Cocktail.One shot goes straight to your head.

[Dipset]

what worst than MJ babysitting your kids?Mccans taking them on holiday

LOL(this gave me joke time ago)What do u call Heskey in a wig?Chocz

[Lord Have-mercy]

Well pissed off...I spent £60 on a computer game and it keeps crashing...Colin McCrae flight simulator is f*cking sh*t!!

[Guest Vegeta]

[Maxxx]

someone needs to fix up and make that ronaldo winking loooooooooooliJoke

[DINKY]

Q: What do you call a dead Everton fan?A: A good start...Q: What do you call two dead Everton fans?A: Maddie and Rhys Jones