I Saw A Man Get Shanked In The Face Last Night....

[HerLipGlossAintPoppin]

Man was heading home on an oyster card tip catching the 98 from central london, as this was 3rd 98 bus which had arrived on oxford street within a minute (typical london busses) i simply just jumped on the last of the 3 so there was really nobody on it....5 Minutes on my bus ride, the bus driver had stopped as the other few busses were letting on people. So im chilling at the back at the top ( U know im thugged out) and i look to the left and see an alleyway where a guy is just about to go into. Little does he know that there are 3 guys hanging back on the railings who approach while he entered, all of a sudden after a few words exchanged, 1 of the 3 in the gang grabs the guys face and straight shanks him on his cheek and they begin to make a run for it and as they guy falls to the floor....At this point the bus driver continues, not aware of what has happend, im shell shocked......I get home and begin to walk slowly knowing that i could have just witnessed a murder, i stop and chill outside the front door when my mum comes out and asked me what happend, i told her and she said "youâre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air .I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air....

[Fly Boy]

Word?

[qks]

arrggggghhhhhhsomebody fix his post please

[Apache]

As old as the internet.

[Sub_Zero]

As old as the internet.

Your sigs giving me an epileptic fit.

[Humble]

Man was heading home on an oyster card tip catching the 98 from central london, as this was 3rd 98 bus which had arrived on oxford street within a minute (typical london busses) i simply just jumped on the last of the 3 so there was really nobody on it....5 Minutes on my bus ride, the bus driver had stopped as the other few busses were letting on people. So im chilling at the back at the top ( U know im thugged out) and i look to the left and see an alleyway where a guy is just about to go into. Little does he know that there are 3 guys hanging back on the railings who approach while he entered, all of a sudden after a few words exchanged, 1 of the 3 in the gang grabs the guys face and straight shanks him on his cheek and they begin to make a run for it and as they guy falls to the floor....At this point the bus driver continues, not aware of what has happend, im shell shocked......I get home and begin to walk slowly knowing that i could have just witnessed a murder, i stop and chill outside the front door when my mum comes out and asked me what happend, i told her and she said "youâre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air .I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air....

lol @ how the story somehow turnt in the fresh prince.

[Numero001]

This again

[Young £]

stfu