Guest Ladyj Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Pretty! Have to say the fred flinstone 1 made me chuckle..... a little!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayla Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 y u laughing carlie?it worked on u?thats what u would like 2 think !!! head case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest silver Posted July 23, 2005 Report Share Posted July 23, 2005 how bout these...how lame!! "do you have a mirror in your pants(trousers)?...cus i can see myself in them!""you must be tired! cus you been running thru my mind all day!".....LOL :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madnlooney Posted July 23, 2005 Report Share Posted July 23, 2005 how aboutdo you like fruit?well suck this its a peach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ:T Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 JokesYou're off yer rocker T!Oh yeah - off the subject - I've got bare of Dave's CD's ....He left em at my flat about 5 months ago after house warmin party and never picked em up - One of em is T and Dialekt summer mix CD - I might sell em all on ebay or summin and make some money out of him!HA HA HAwot dave fard? (wot a mug) erm if so is tht biggie mix cd in there? doubt you;d get much money for the Tan dial cd tho lol ( dialekt incidently is comming out here on tuesday) why not try a lickle auction on here lolnew chat up line...again from a crazy welsh men.. i wanna lik you foof lol these blokes constantly crack me up i might cage 1 an bring him bk to london (not in a sexual way b4 ne of u filthy minded mofo's start) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Kev N G Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 i got an a level in chat up lines. what ya reckon of these girls ??do ya sleep on ya stomach ??? cos if u dont, can i ?do ya like flowers ???? ... well ya can put ya tulips round me co*k !wanna play carnival ??? u sit on my face and ill guess ya weight !wanna play army ??? ill lie down and u blow the hell out of me !come and sit on my lap and we will chat about the first thing that pops up.alright sexy, wanna go halves on a baby ?thats dress looks nice, would look even better on my bedroom floor though !wanna see my hard drive ?? i pomise it aint 3.5 inches and it aint floppy !people call me coffee, coz i grind so fine !i am an astronaut and my next mission is to explore uranus.thats all i can remember so far ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny blaze Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 big......if i was single i would buss few of those. big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Larry Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 wanna see my hard drive ?? i pomise it aint 3.5 inches and it aint floppy !^^^ f*cking classic hahahaahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny blaze Posted July 27, 2005 Report Share Posted July 27, 2005 i have a big knife in my pocket, do as your told no one gets hurt??####it was a joke b4 anyone starts crying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlie.S Posted July 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2005 i got an a level in chat up lines. what ya reckon of these girls ??do ya sleep on ya stomach ??? Â cos if u dont, can i ?do ya like flowers ???? Â ... well ya can put ya tulips round me co*k !wanna play carnival ??? u sit on my face and ill guess ya weight !wanna play army ??? ill lie down and u blow the hell out of me !come and sit on my lap and we will chat about the first thing that pops up.alright sexy, wanna go halves on a baby ?thats dress looks nice, would look even better on my bedroom floor though !wanna see my hard drive ?? i pomise it aint 3.5 inches and it aint floppy !people call me coffee, coz i grind so fine !i am an astronaut and my next mission is to explore uranus.thats all i can remember so far ! HAHAH WHERE DID U GET ALL THOSE FROM! I WOULD SERIOUSLY CRACK UP IF I HEARD ONE OF THOSE IN A CLUB...WAS TALKING BOUT THESE WITH DB IN SCENE ...LOL U NUTTER.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Kev N G Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 CarlyI got those chat up lines from a bunch of things. mainly a sid the sexist video i used to watch with my mates. but i got a good memory so they always stay with me.my best one i do is, i have a credit card sized card which i hand out to a lady. i dont say nothing but on the card it says "SMILE IF U WANT TO SHAG ME" . always gets a huge grin !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 ^^^ lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickieB Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Forget chat up lines, the best thing a bloke can do to get my attention is ignore me.Serious, it works. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 Carlymy best one i do is, i have a credit card sized card which i hand out to a lady. i dont say nothing but on the card it says "SMILE IF U WANT TO SHAG ME" . always gets a huge grin !!!!that one would crack me up not sure about the others :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlie.S Posted August 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 CarlyI got those chat up lines from a bunch of things. mainly a sid the sexist video i used to watch with my mates. but i got a good memory so they always stay with me.my best one i do is, i have a credit card sized card which i hand out to a lady. i dont say nothing but on the card it says "SMILE IF U WANT TO SHAG ME" . always gets a huge grin !!!!NO WAYYYY!! I GOT ONE OF THOSE CARDS!!!!!.....KEV N G AYEE! LMFAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madnlooney Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Forget chat up lines, the best thing a bloke can do to get my attention is ignore me.Serious, it works. Â :wink:ill have to ignore u now :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VickieB Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 Forget chat up lines, the best thing a bloke can do to get my attention is ignore me.Serious, it works. Â :wink:ill have to ignore u now :mrgreen:You couldnt ignore me Dan, no matter how hard you tried. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny blaze Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 serious?????????????????? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Man Posted August 15, 2005 Report Share Posted August 15, 2005 i have a big knife in my pocket, do as your told no one gets hurt??####it was a joke b4 anyone starts cryinghahahaha thats a good one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Man Posted August 15, 2005 Report Share Posted August 15, 2005 wanna see my hard drive ?? i pomise it aint 3.5 inches and it aint floppy !^^^ f*cking classic hahahaahahahahahahai aint heard that one b4... but that wud make me laugh, so i wud actually talk to u... so it would work! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny blaze Posted August 15, 2005 Report Share Posted August 15, 2005 i have a big knife in my pocket, do as your told no one gets hurt??####it was a joke b4 anyone starts cryinghahahaha thats a good one....SO IF SUM GUY, NAH LEAVE IT DAN. LOLHERES 1.FANCY A f*ck?DO U MIND LAYING DOWN WHILE I HAVE ONE?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kate Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Chat up lines are wack if some bloke come out with some soppy chat up line I would embrass him so much ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Man Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 but u gotta admit there are sum funny ones!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kate Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 yeah there are some funny ones but some are just to soppy and so :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Man Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 yea i know what i mean....its like shut up... u sound silly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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