x Chat Up Lines x

[Guest Ladyj]

Pretty! Have to say the fred flinstone 1 made me chuckle..... a little!!

[Kayla]

y u laughing carlie?it worked on u?

thats what u would like 2 think !!! head case

[Guest silver]

how bout these...how lame!! "do you have a mirror in your pants(trousers)?...cus i can see myself in them!""you must be tired! cus you been running thru my mind all day!".....LOL :roll:

[madnlooney]

how aboutdo you like fruit?well suck this its a peach

[DJ:T]

JokesYou're off yer rocker T!Oh yeah - off the subject - I've got bare of Dave's CD's ....He left em at my flat about 5 months ago after house warmin party and never picked em up - One of em is T and Dialekt summer mix CD - I might sell em all on ebay or summin and make some money out of him!HA HA HA

wot dave fard? (wot a mug) erm if so is tht biggie mix cd in there? doubt you;d get much money for the Tan dial cd tho lol ( dialekt incidently is comming out here on tuesday) why not try a lickle auction on here lolnew chat up line...again from a crazy welsh men.. i wanna lik you foof lol these blokes constantly crack me up i might cage 1 an bring him bk to london (not in a sexual way b4 ne of u filthy minded mofo's start)

[DJ Kev N G]

i got an a level in chat up lines. what ya reckon of these girls ??do ya sleep on ya stomach ??? cos if u dont, can i ?do ya like flowers ???? ... well ya can put ya tulips round me co*k !wanna play carnival ??? u sit on my face and ill guess ya weight !wanna play army ??? ill lie down and u blow the hell out of me !come and sit on my lap and we will chat about the first thing that pops up.alright sexy, wanna go halves on a baby ?thats dress looks nice, would look even better on my bedroom floor though !wanna see my hard drive ?? i pomise it aint 3.5 inches and it aint floppy !people call me coffee, coz i grind so fine !i am an astronaut and my next mission is to explore uranus.thats all i can remember so far !

[danny blaze]

big......if i was single i would buss few of those. big

[Uncle Larry]

wanna see my hard drive ?? i pomise it aint 3.5 inches and it aint floppy !^^^ f*cking classic hahahaahahahahahaha

[danny blaze]

i have a big knife in my pocket, do as your told no one gets hurt??####it was a joke b4 anyone starts crying

[Carlie.S]

i got an a level in chat up lines. what ya reckon of these girls ??do ya sleep on ya stomach ???  cos if u dont, can i ?do ya like flowers ????  ... well ya can put ya tulips round me co*k !wanna play carnival ??? u sit on my face and ill guess ya weight !wanna play army ??? ill lie down and u blow the hell out of me !come and sit on my lap and we will chat about the first thing that pops up.alright sexy, wanna go halves on a baby ?thats dress looks nice, would look even better on my bedroom floor though !wanna see my hard drive ?? i pomise it aint 3.5 inches and it aint floppy !people call me coffee, coz i grind so fine !i am an astronaut and my next mission is to explore uranus.thats all i can remember so far !

HAHAH WHERE DID U GET ALL THOSE FROM! I WOULD SERIOUSLY CRACK UP IF I HEARD ONE OF THOSE IN A CLUB...WAS TALKING BOUT THESE WITH DB IN SCENE ...LOL U NUTTER..

[DJ Kev N G]

CarlyI got those chat up lines from a bunch of things. mainly a sid the sexist video i used to watch with my mates. but i got a good memory so they always stay with me.my best one i do is, i have a credit card sized card which i hand out to a lady. i dont say nothing but on the card it says "SMILE IF U WANT TO SHAG ME" . always gets a huge grin !!!!

[Chase]

^^^ lmfao

[VickieB]

Forget chat up lines, the best thing a bloke can do to get my attention is ignore me.Serious, it works. :wink:

[Anita]

Carlymy best one i do is, i have a credit card sized card which i hand out to a lady. i dont say nothing but on the card it says "SMILE IF U WANT TO SHAG ME" . always gets a huge grin !!!!

that one would crack me up not sure about the others :?

[Carlie.S]

CarlyI got those chat up lines from a bunch of things. mainly a sid the sexist video i used to watch with my mates. but i got a good memory so they always stay with me.my best one i do is, i have a credit card sized card which i hand out to a lady. i dont say nothing but on the card it says "SMILE IF U WANT TO SHAG ME" . always gets a huge grin !!!!

NO WAYYYY!! I GOT ONE OF THOSE CARDS!!!!!.....KEV N G AYEE! LMFAO!

[madnlooney]

Forget chat up lines, the best thing a bloke can do to get my attention is ignore me.Serious, it works.  :wink:

ill have to ignore u now :mrgreen:

[VickieB]

Forget chat up lines, the best thing a bloke can do to get my attention is ignore me.Serious, it works.  :wink:

ill have to ignore u now :mrgreen:

You couldnt ignore me Dan, no matter how hard you tried. :wink:

[danny blaze]

serious?????????????????? lol

[Afro Man]

i have a big knife in my pocket, do as your told no one gets hurt??####it was a joke b4 anyone starts crying

hahahaha thats a good one....

[Afro Man]

wanna see my hard drive ?? i pomise it aint 3.5 inches and it aint floppy !^^^ f*cking classic hahahaahahahahahaha

i aint heard that one b4... but that wud make me laugh, so i wud actually talk to u... so it would work! haha

[danny blaze]

i have a big knife in my pocket, do as your told no one gets hurt??####it was a joke b4 anyone starts crying

hahahaha thats a good one....

SO IF SUM GUY, NAH LEAVE IT DAN. LOLHERES 1.FANCY A f*ck?DO U MIND LAYING DOWN WHILE I HAVE ONE??

[Kate]

Chat up lines are wack if some bloke come out with some soppy chat up line I would embrass him so much !

[Afro Man]

but u gotta admit there are sum funny ones!!

[Kate]

yeah there are some funny ones but some are just to soppy and so :oops:

[Afro Man]

yea i know what i mean....its like shut up... u sound silly!