strange things females have said when recieving......THE DICK

[A Bit Better]

has anyone had that momentary can't catch yur breath momentits happened to me twice nowgetting scared that the emotional beat is beyond mei like my emotional beat

lmao this sounds like a madness, like you mean some kind of mini asthma attack or suttin. you need to get that sh*t checked out.

kind of, it lasts for about 4 secondsbut i dn't understand why it happened, i do cardio every other day to the point where i can't stand up and im fine

I think there is some NEXT energy released from the body when sex is involved, because when I orgasm I feel like I get some mad superhuman strength, like the incredible hulk. I have actually broken a wall, literally fell to pieces, wall crumbled when it was fixed I tried to break it just by natural force, nothing happened and I have also broken my desk, I literally raised it off of the legs, had to draw for the hammer afterwards... again tried to break it with my natural strength and it stayed still..wtf?sorry random I know lol

Sounds like adrenaline.

[Guest M12 Part 2]

nazomi i find this sexy. assuming ur female. come we f*ck

[FinalBawse]

nazomi i find this sexy. assuming ur female. come we f*ck

For your sake I hope that person is a female LOL.

[A Bit Better]

It is.

[Nazomi]

hmmm its a serious adrenaline rush! I think my energy brings a new meaning to 'cumming to break you off'

[Guest Flat Eric]

LOL

[Captain Planet]

came back to laugh at come forth againtook the sex for a Shakespear play

dhzrrrrzwr\]ewhjzwjttAHHH f*ckMADE ME CHOKE

[GrimmyGrimGrim]

LMAOtakin man for Hamlet

[Lieutenant]

Killed it mate

[Gordon Gekko]

Went out for a drink with some of the lads the other day at a few bars round town and we ended up back at these irish girls hotel and i get to smashing one of them and she starts saying "say 'calm down calm down'" cant lie i burst out laughing and told her to shut up lol must have some weird scouse fetish..

[A Bit Better]

Went out for a drink with some of the lads the other day at a few bars round town and we ended up back at these irish girls hotel and i get to smashing one of them and she starts saying "say 'calm down calm down'" cant lie i burst out laughing and told her to shut up lol must have some weird scouse fetish..

lkasnfd;anfk;asfaLMFAO!!PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[dom dom bullets]

Went out for a drink with some of the lads the other day at a few bars round town and we ended up back at these irish girls hotel and i get to smashing one of them and she starts saying "say 'calm down calm down'" cant lie i burst out laughing and told her to shut up lol must have some weird scouse fetish..

scouse and irish aint the same thing. u need to brush up on ur general scumbag knowledge

[A Bit Better]

Went out for a drink with some of the lads the other day at a few bars round town and we ended up back at these irish girls hotel and i get to smashing one of them and she starts saying "say 'calm down calm down'" cant lie i burst out laughing and told her to shut up lol must have some weird scouse fetish..

scouse and irish aint the same thing. u need to brush up on ur general scumbag knowledge

He's the scouse one you plum.

[dom dom bullets]

Went out for a drink with some of the lads the other day at a few bars round town and we ended up back at these irish girls hotel and i get to smashing one of them and she starts saying "say 'calm down calm down'" cant lie i burst out laughing and told her to shut up lol must have some weird scouse fetish..

scouse and irish aint the same thing. u need to brush up on ur general scumbag knowledge

He's the scouse one you plum.

oops my bad lemme try another roomi dont trust ushuttup slut chew up this mushroom

[Lieutenant]

Went out for a drink with some of the lads the other day at a few bars round town and we ended up back at these irish girls hotel and i get to smashing one of them and she starts saying "say 'calm down calm down'" cant lie i burst out laughing and told her to shut up lol must have some weird scouse fetish..

lkasnfd;anfk;asfaLMFAO!!PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Manolo Ribera]

this dom dom guy keeps tryin to hard.

init mate, bet hes da yout wot always gets sent 2 shop n dunt even get a joint or owt 4 goin

[charliechalk]

I don't understand why that's funny Joel. I do understand, maybe it's just not funny. Maybe Nottingham has made me immune.

[charliechalk]

I don't understand why that's funny Joel. I do understand, maybe it's just not funny. Maybe Nottingham has made me immune.

no u must not understand

I hate it when I don't understand.